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RRRED 07-24-2006 11:38 AM

Well I had to come forth with the truth about the tooth fairy today...
 
I can't believe my girl even believed it this long. She's almost 9. No tears, just shock followed by giggles about every tooth in the past and how the tooth fairy forgot her second tooth and came the next night instead. I had told her the airports had security issues and there was a delay... haha

And while I was at it I broke it to her about Santa Clause too. Her friends were starting to look at her weird now whenever it was brought up.

Oh I feel so old now...

fallenmuffin 07-24-2006 11:41 AM

Well it's over now, shes growing up. No more suger coated bubble world of dreams. :P My mom never did the santa or tooth fairy thing. Infact I put all the presents under the tree. Looking back that kind of upsets me. Wish I was giving the choice to believe or not, lol.

Murderous 07-24-2006 11:41 AM

My 7 year old boy says the tooth fairy is fake, and the easter bunny is fake, but he swears that Santa is real... wtf.

I didn't tell him any different, but I did get a good laugh.

Yngwie 07-24-2006 11:43 AM

WHAT???? the tooth fairy is not real??? Say it isn't so, please!!!


;) haha

WiredGuy 07-24-2006 11:51 AM

I love how kids believe things like that, fairies travel through commercial airliners :)
WG

Murderous 07-24-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I love how kids believe things like that, fairies travel through commercial airliners :)
WG

Most are first class too. :Oh crap

RRRED 07-24-2006 12:21 PM

Well now I'm going to have to think of another way around the smart mouthing... I usually pick up my cell phone and tell her I'm calling Santa... Then she's like "Nooo!"

haha...

carol.prime 07-24-2006 12:52 PM

...tooth fairy is fake, and the easter bunny is fake, but he swears that Santa is real... wtf. >>> THE UNIVERSAL TRIBULATION OF MEN!:1orglaugh
Kids will learn about the truth of it one way or another. For the meantime, let them enjoy the thought that such "characters" exists. :)

sicone 07-24-2006 12:54 PM

What do you mean there's no tooth fairy? I got a mouth full of good teeth I was holding onto incase times got rough

MaddCaz 07-24-2006 12:56 PM

awww they grow so quickly!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-24-2006 12:58 PM

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Murderous 07-24-2006 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime
...tooth fairy is fake, and the easter bunny is fake, but he swears that Santa is real... wtf. >>> THE UNIVERSAL TRIBULATION OF MEN!:1orglaugh
Kids will learn about the truth of it one way or another. For the meantime, let them enjoy the thought that such "characters" exists. :)

yeah, no shit. This is exactly why I didn't tell him any different.

Niko Bimini 07-24-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
I can't believe my girl even believed it this long. She's almost 9. No tears, just shock followed by giggles about every tooth in the past and how the tooth fairy forgot her second tooth and came the next night instead. I had told her the airports had security issues and there was a delay... haha

And while I was at it I broke it to her about Santa Clause too. Her friends were starting to look at her weird now whenever it was brought up.

Oh I feel so old now...



Awwwwww very cute! Mine is 4 so we are still in fantasy land! :thumbsup


And you can't be old RED cause that would mean that I am REALLY old! :winkwink:

E$_manager 07-24-2006 04:47 PM

my daughter is 5 and she believes nothing - very inconvenient, you know.

Scott McD 07-24-2006 04:49 PM

I used to pretend i believed in the tooth fairy anyway so that out of guilt, my parents would still leave me money...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-24-2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
my daughter is 5 and she believes nothing - very inconvenient, you know.

Believes in nothing?!?

Did you read her Nietzsche bedtime tales?

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Dagwolf 07-24-2006 04:53 PM

My kids still humour me. :D They know I won't deliver the money unless they pretend to believe it.

Murderous 07-24-2006 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
I used to pretend i believed in the tooth fairy anyway so that out of guilt, my parents would still leave me money...

I did this for awhile also.

Spunky 07-24-2006 04:56 PM

There is no Santa? :(

Rochard 07-24-2006 04:57 PM

Yesterday on a re-run of America's Funniest Videos there was this clip of two kids coloring easter eggs in front of a large bay window. It was dark outside, and wouldn't you know it the easter bunny was in the front year placing easter eggs around. The kids saw it - and got scared. It was great.

Peaches 07-24-2006 05:04 PM

When my son was 5 he decided there was no Santa Claus. OK, I could deal with that, so I didn't "do up" all the Santa stuff that year, but did sign things "from Santa" like I do for everyone.

He ran around all excited over all the things "Santa" had given him. Apparently Santa is real WHEN HE'S GIVING YOU STUFF!! I got no thanks for anything that year :(

Mr. Romance 07-24-2006 05:05 PM

wow tough day...i love kids

Mr. Romance

E$_manager 07-24-2006 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Believes in nothing?!?

Did you read her Nietzsche bedtime tales?

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what about Nietzsche ?:Oh crap

E$_manager 07-24-2006 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
my daughter is 5 and she believes nothing - very inconvenient, you know.

when you say : you have to behave yourself good during the year to get the present from Santa in the New Year, she is laufging at me. There is no Santa!

Murderous 07-24-2006 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
Apparently Santa is real WHEN HE'S GIVING YOU STUFF!! I got no thanks for anything that year :(

Haha, that is funny. I swear kids are a trip.

reynold 07-24-2006 05:56 PM

There's nothing like living a kid's life.. :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-24-2006 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
what about Nietzsche ?:Oh crap

Quote:

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it?
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