Anyone speak Surfer Spanish? Translate?
 

I tried those online translation deals, but it came out as jibberish, so what does this mean in engrish:

yo soy del peru si me pueden mandar videos de pornos o msn de de las chiccas si en lima estan asiendo horjia en peru me pueden mandar la direccion patra hait espero la respuesta

He live in Lima, Peru, and wants you to send him porn

and he is awaiting your reply ;)

it means..

He is from Peru and wants "chicca" pornos sent him on msn... seriously that's what it said.

yo soy del peru si me pueden mandar videos de pornos o msn de de las chiccas si en lima estan asiendo horjia en peru me pueden mandar la direccion patra hait espero la respuesta.....

I am from Peru. Can I watch porn videos of women in Lima on MSN? I want to grab whores in Peru. I wait for your reply.


...That's my best translation......

yo soy del peru si me pueden mandar videos de pornos o msn de de las chiccas si en lima estan asiendo horjia en peru me pueden mandar la direccion patra hait espero la respuesta

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I'm from peru and if you could send me porn videos on msn . If the girls are doing orgies in Lima you could send me the address so I can go. Waiting for your answer.

lol, stupid surfers, can you write a reply along the lines of "Buy the subscription for $24.95 and you can eat nachos out of their asses if you want"

he is from peru but is a really fucked up spanish :1orglaugh

"Buy the subscription for $24.95 and you can eat nachos out of their asses if you want"


Compra la suscripcion por 24.95 dolares y puedes comer nachos en sus culos si quieres.

Comprar la suscripcihahaha243;n para $24.95 y puedes comer nachos fuera de sus asnos si deseas

It's a ramson note :helpme...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yo quiero comer chocha.... donde esta tassy para que le muestre como los latinos lo hacen :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think you should say:

Compra la suscripcion para 24.95 dolares, y puedo comer nachos en los culos de mamasitas muy sexy!

snicker.

hahaha, I don't trust any of your english to spanish translations now, they prolly all say for $24 I'll be your tranny bitch or something, and I ESPECIALLY don't trust you monica you dirty girl!

:1orglaugh

i speak a little spanish but never knew word chocha ))
what is it? pussy?

hahhahaa :) I changed it so instead of telling him that he could eat nachos out of their butts if he paid, that YOU could eat nachos out of their butts if he paid.

They don't eat nachos in Peru, they eat quinoa.

:2 cents: !!

i thought chucha - pussy