A blonde enters a store that sells curtains...
 

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that theyhave a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
having ahard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks
what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies,
"fifteen inches".

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That soundsvery small, what
room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need
curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows


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:Oh crap hardee har har:upsidedow

:1orglaugh that's good

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heh good one.

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Ok, that's good enough.. :1orglaugh

nice blonde joke :)
here's another...

blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"

ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.

Har har those were funny

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That wasn't really funny... don't know why everyone is laughing.

:1orglaugh good one

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My ex is blonde. Thats why I got divorced:)

Heh. Black Spongebob is way funnier than that. Though he is black so I guess that negates it... =(

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