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jimthefiend 07-19-2006 10:47 AM

Fact: Epic Cash pays me extra for drama.
 
Here's the scale, this is in addition to the weekly salary I get.



For every moron with a 2006 join date that I taunt until he does something for which he gets banned: $200 (I get another hundred for every additional year. Example: 2003 join date = banned = $400)

For every "Jimthefiend is an <insert insult here>" thread started: $150, add $50 for each page it reaches.

Everytime some cunt claims I live in a trailer: 10 bucks. (That really adds up)

Every idiot who claims that I'm just a sig whore but then ICQ's me later that day for a trade, or for EpicCash site support makes me: $100.

I get $5 everytime someone bumps a thread I started just to tell me how much I suck. (That's how I made the $1800 for that new TV)






Those are just a few. You get the idea.

jimmy-3-way 07-19-2006 10:48 AM

Get me banned and I'll split the cash with you!

BAKO 07-19-2006 10:49 AM

Epic Cash Rocks! PimpDogg is the Man with the master plan

MetaMan 07-19-2006 10:50 AM

well how about:

Jimthefiend is a fucking useless idiot.+ $150

you live in a brokedown trailer and have to pee outside +$10

you are a glorified sigwhore who admitted he was a bitch on the radio. +$100.

you are worthless and you do not only suck but you also suck cock. +$10 for sucking +$10 for sucking cock.

wow you have a new TV, you probly put it on your best buy card and were to stupid to realise they have a 3 months no interest not 3 years. (ill wait as you go take back the TV)

i just made you $280 you worthless cock smoking idiot. whoops +10, not $290.

jimthefiend 07-19-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
well how about:

Jimthefiend is a fucking useless idiot.+ $150

you live in a brokedown trailer and have to pee outside +$10

you are a glorified sigwhore who admitted he was a bitch on the radio. +$100.

you are worthless and you do not only suck but you also suck cock. +$10 for sucking +$10 for sucking cock.

wow you have a new TV, you probly put it on your best buy card and were to stupid to realise they have a 3 months no interest not 3 years. (ill wait as you go take back the TV)

i just made you $280 you worthless cock smoking idiot. whoops +10, not $290.



I'm sorry most of those insults only count if they come from WEBMASTERS. My bad. I'll send you 25 bucks though for effort.

jimmy-3-way 07-19-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
you live in a brokedown trailer and have to pee outside +$10

I've always felt that peeing outside was a luxury.

WiredGuy 07-19-2006 12:56 PM

No wonder you got the bigscreen TV after Ramos' week.
WG

jimthefiend 07-19-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
No wonder you got the bigscreen TV after Ramos' week.
WG



You got it. Next week I'm gonna pick a fight with someone innocent like Sherie so I can get that new hot tub.

The Ghost 07-19-2006 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Here's the scale, this is in addition to the weekly salary I get.



For every moron with a 2006 join date that I taunt until he does something for which he gets banned: $200 (I get another hundred for every additional year. Example: 2003 join date = banned = $400)

For every "Jimthefiend is an <insert insult here>" thread started: $150, add $50 for each page it reaches.

Everytime some cunt claims I live in a trailer: 10 bucks. (That really adds up)

Every idiot who claims that I'm just a sig whore but then ICQ's me later that day for a trade, or for EpicCash site support makes me: $100.

I get $5 everytime someone bumps a thread I started just to tell me how much I suck. (That's how I made the $1800 for that new TV)






Those are just a few. You get the idea.


How does it feel to be a millionaire? :winkwink:

marketsmart 07-19-2006 01:16 PM

actually, i think you are a write off for epic. since you are "mentally challenged" and part of the "special needs" program, i think they get a huge tax credit for putting you to work... :2 cents:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-19-2006 01:18 PM

fucking A-Right doggy, i guess i'll have to do some of that shit to help line your pockets!

Epic Cash rocks!

jimthefiend 07-19-2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost
How does it feel to be a millionaire? :winkwink:


It ain't bad. :thumbsup :thumbsup

will76 07-19-2006 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Here's the scale, this is in addition to the weekly salary I get.



For every moron with a 2006 join date that I taunt until he does something for which he gets banned: $200 (I get another hundred for every additional year. Example: 2003 join date = banned = $400)

For every "Jimthefiend is an <insert insult here>" thread started: $150, add $50 for each page it reaches.

Everytime some cunt claims I live in a trailer: 10 bucks. (That really adds up)

Every idiot who claims that I'm just a sig whore but then ICQ's me later that day for a trade, or for EpicCash site support makes me: $100.

I get $5 everytime someone bumps a thread I started just to tell me how much I suck. (That's how I made the $1800 for that new TV)






Those are just a few. You get the idea.


You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer
You live in a trailer

no go take that money and buy yourself a nice chair, and get rid of the $25 one.

jimthefiend 08-19-2006 10:29 AM

Looks like I'll be able to take that cruise...


:)

MetaMan 08-19-2006 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Looks like I'll be able to take that cruise...


:)


you are yesterdays news, notice how no one gives a fuck about you anymore? you are a gimmick, a trick, everyone gets sick of the same tricks, pimpdog wannabe learn some new tricks you are getting boring.

Doctor Dre 08-19-2006 10:31 AM

You'd be a millionaire by now at this rate.

will76 08-20-2006 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Looks like I'll be able to take that cruise...


:)

paddling around your swamp in your little flat boat = cruise ?

Hey, whatever you want to call it, I hope you have a nice trip. :1orglaugh

godisdead 08-20-2006 04:17 AM

You must be very rich by now.

Don't spend it all on pussy and beer. :thumbsup

scottybuzz 08-20-2006 04:33 AM

hahaha =jim ur a dude.

maxjohan 08-20-2006 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76
paddling around your swamp in your little flat boat = cruise ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HighSociety 08-20-2006 07:48 AM

very funny post, but if it were true you would make about 24,982,837 dollars a month. give or take a few grand

pussyluver 08-20-2006 09:34 AM

If your making so much money from that bullshit plan, why don't you pay up on $200 bets. Or did you and I missed the thread?

DaddyHalbucks 08-20-2006 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
well how about:

Jimthefiend is a fucking useless idiot.+ $150

you live in a brokedown trailer and have to pee outside +$10

you are a glorified sigwhore who admitted he was a bitch on the radio. +$100.

you are worthless and you do not only suck but you also suck cock. +$10 for sucking +$10 for sucking cock.

wow you have a new TV, you probly put it on your best buy card and were to stupid to realise they have a 3 months no interest not 3 years. (ill wait as you go take back the TV)

i just made you $280 you worthless cock smoking idiot. whoops +10, not $290.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dissipate 08-20-2006 10:20 AM

This thread is priceless.

RayBonga 08-20-2006 10:27 AM

How much do you get if you get yourself banned?

CaptainHowdy 08-20-2006 11:01 AM

Cool :)!

TurboAngel 08-20-2006 02:35 PM

You didn't send me a shirt.

:(

DWB 08-20-2006 03:07 PM

Need an assistant?

Looks like I'm in the wrong line of work.

JD 08-20-2006 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
you are yesterdays news, notice how no one gives a fuck about you anymore? you are a gimmick, a trick, everyone gets sick of the same tricks, pimpdog wannabe learn some new tricks you are getting boring.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Lykos 08-20-2006 04:02 PM

good for u,lol

Kimo 08-20-2006 04:16 PM

your so cool, wow....


will you be my friend?


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