Best way to keep from blowing your load
 

When you feel the urge to splurge, how do you hold back? Do you stop, do math, do exercises before hand to give yourself that extra minute, hang weights from your balls, etc...?

Slowing down helps

You know the chick in Two and a half Men? The housekeeper? I just close my eyes and picture her sitting on my face, after running a marathon.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day


works every time.

I think about Oprah shoving a dildo in her vagina, though on several occasions that's made me go limp in 3 seconds flat... pick and choose your method carefully =(

I tie a knot in mine before I start ...

Stop ... insert rabbit vibrator ... sip wine ... read the finacial section ... think of CDSmith thinking of Marge Thatcher naked ... before she can protest, thrust cock into anus and cum like a champion.

I have been in this business since April of 1996. Help me out, what exactly is a "vagina"?

The other hole ..... try it sometime ...

Just think about being forced to lick Tub Girl's pussy

I have great control... When I can't hold it anymore I can blow about a 1/4 load (pull out, no hands on cock) then start again within 20-30 seconds, then I'm fine.

BTW, clownbarf is a hillarious nick

You could always think about Clownbarf, and the images the name produces.

I don't know anyone that can laugh and cum at the same time.