Foolproof Myspace age verification
 

Age verification for social networking sites has been in the news lately and I am so fucking sick and tired of reading the horseshit that comes out of these peoples mouths.

You want foolproof myspace age verification??? It has existed even before the computer was invented. It is called motherfucking mom and/or motherfucking dad.

Hey mom and dad, here are a few clues:

1. Don't let your teenager have a computer and high speed internet access in their rooms. Put it in an open family space. Oh, and that webcam you bought your 13 year old daughter for xmas, she isn't using it to chat with friends.

2. How about this one, password protect the computer and don't tell your teenagers the password. When you are HOME, log on to the computer FOR THEM. Brilliant isnt it?

3. How about this one genius motherfuckers, take 12 seconds of your valuable time and learn how to check the history on your computers web browser. If you know your kid was on there and there is no history, they are hiding something from you. If you know your kid was on there and there are large gaps in time between sites, they are hiding something from you.

It just fucking amazes me how lazy fucking dumbass parents want the rest of the world to do their jobs. If you don't want to take care of your kids, then the bitches should stick to blowjobs and they wont get knocked up. Better yet, take it in the ass.

Allright, thank you so much for letting me vent.

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BTW you may want to tell the parents that they need to take away that cell phone that takes pictures, movies, checks email, and surfs the web.

Kids do not need a pc to get into trouble on the web, technology has made them mobile trouble studios.

Right..that too.

Fucking idiots.

All people should be sterilized at birth with a reversible procedure. Then, after they turn a certain age, they can take a class. Once they receive their "I'm not a fucking douchebag" certificate, they can go in and have the procedure reversed.

I agree. You need a license to catch a fucking fish, but anyone with a uterus can have a baby.

One thing that is good about having become a mother so young, is that it is still very very fresh in my mind what being a teenager was like, and how many mistakes young people make.

I've always thought that parents should be the first and one of the only lines of defense when it comes to protecting kids online.

My parents didn't monitor my behaviour online and I turned into a sleazy pornographer!

good ideas here :thumbsup

thread of the year

I totally agree with you man! Great thread.

Here is another one for you mom's and dad's:

MOST teenagers know about the browser history, but they DONT know about the cache. Find your computers browser cache folder and look at the pictures there. When you see a little thumb of a blonde with a black dick in her ass, one in her mouth, and one in each hand, it alerts you that little johnny has been visiting porn sites. It might also alert you to the fact that little susie might be coming down with a bad case of jungle fever.

Oh, the cache folder will probably also contain pictures from your 14 year old daugthers "other" myspace profile. The one you don't know about it.

To bad most parents need their kids help to program the clock on the microwave let alone find some cache on some pc.

Good post.

To be honest, I have never understood the webcam deal.

you rmaking things way too complicated.. under18 = closed network. simple simple. a phone = open network = bad . closed network = good . you can simply view any content before its added to the closed network. i.e. school , disney , nasa etc

It's all good man, Congress is already on it.

yes congress will protect the children from themselves :1orglaugh

this is the real world

kids walking down the street aren't age verified by everyone they talk to

some people live in la la land seriously and most of them are in congress