DatingGold rep Miss Lisa log
 

I admit i was an asshole in the beginning, cause i'm so used to getting spammed on icq.... but i've been meaning to sign up to dating gold anyways - and miss lisa won me over... anyways.... weirdest way i've ended up signing up to an affiliate program so i thought i'd share it...

disclaimer: it's not THAT interesting... so save the "omg i can't believe i read all that" comments... you have been warned!



Miss Lissa (03:36 PM) :
hey
sonofsam (03:37 PM) :
?
sonofsam (03:37 PM) :
is this spam?
Miss Lissa (03:37 PM) :
no
sonofsam (03:38 PM) :
how may i help you?
Miss Lissa (03:38 PM) :
I'm with datinggold, I'm looking for new affiliates right now...
Miss Lissa (03:38 PM) :
I wanted to know if you would be interested in having one of our banners or iframes put onto your site(s)...we have a variety of great payout plans, and a great promo going on right now
sonofsam (03:39 PM) :
first of all... when i asked you if this was spam
sonofsam (03:39 PM) :
you should have said yes
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
second... no thank you... i do want to do something with dating gold.. but ill be contacting them myself shortly
Miss Lissa (03:40 PM) :
Um ok. but no thank you would have done fine
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
i wouldn't have been rude if you would have told me if this was spam right off the bat
sonofsam (03:40 PM) :
i don't appreciate people taking my number off icq and spamming me
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
i didn't make a thread asking for dating sponsors
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
i didn't make a thread asking for any sponsors. so why would you hit me up?
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
why dont you make a thread called "whos interested in promoting datinggold"
sonofsam (03:41 PM) :
and then contact everyone who replies in it?
Miss Lissa (03:42 PM) :
Almost all of my affiliates come from me contacting them. You are the first person to go off on me about it
Miss Lissa (03:42 PM) :
Have a nice day!!!
sonofsam (03:42 PM) :
wait dont go i have a question
Miss Lissa (03:43 PM) :
what can I help you with
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
Would you like to send traffic to sexfeeder?
Miss Lissa (03:44 PM) :
Is this spam?
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
no
sonofsam (03:44 PM) :
this is how i get my affiliates
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
Ok. No thank you, I am not interested
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
Why not?
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
just do it
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
:-D
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
hell... you can even redirect someone of the dating gold traffic to sexfeeder
Miss Lissa (03:45 PM) :
You're funny, but I don't do that
sonofsam (03:45 PM) :
i wont tell your boss
Miss Lissa (03:46 PM) :
Why would my boss care
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
i'll even give you one of my world famous scalp massages.. while wearing a banana costume
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
why would your boss care if you redirected datinggolds traffic to my program?
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
ahhh you're right.. he probably wouldn't care
Miss Lissa (03:46 PM) :
I dont like bananas
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
so just do it
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
yes you do like bananas
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
take that fucking back right now
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
you're lying
sonofsam (03:46 PM) :
and i dont appreciate being lied to
Miss Lissa (03:47 PM) :
Are you ok?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
Yeah, i'm doing awesome... are you okay?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
what are you wearing?
sonofsam (03:47 PM) :
wanna know what i'm wearing?
Miss Lissa (03:47 PM) :
clothes...and u?
Miss Lissa (03:48 PM) :
let me guess...a banana suit?
sonofsam (03:48 PM) :
........you're probably expecting me to say "i'm wearing nothing" .... but it's quite the oppposite... i'm wearing... 3 pairs of pants , a sweatshirt.. golfing socks on top of my tennis socks... i'm wearing chain link armor on my chest.. a wizards hat... snowboarding boots... an ipod
sonofsam (03:48 PM) :
a banana suit? no. that would be silly
Miss Lissa (03:49 PM) :
really, you golf? I'm thinking about taking golf lessons
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
no you're not
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
here you go lying again :-(
Miss Lissa (03:49 PM) :
it must be cold where you are to be wearing so many clothes
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
why has it come to this
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
we used to talk....
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
and you never fealt that you had to lie to me
sonofsam (03:49 PM) :
felt*
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
i miss those talks we used to have.... like last month.. when you messaged me with "hey" ... but i wasn't there because i was camping.....
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
remember that? awwwwwwwwwwwww
Miss Lissa (03:50 PM) :
are you sure you dont want to sign up for datinggold? If you were one of my affiliates, we could talk like this all the time
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
i have plenty of girls i can talk to like this.... mind you i have to pay 5.99 a minute.. but it's all good.. i steal the money from my moms purse
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
and she doesn't even notice, cause shes got so much cash from being the top escort in vancouver
sonofsam (03:50 PM) :
BLANG BLANG YALL
Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
well there you go
Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
how many cups of coffee did you have this morning. You are suposed to stop when you start to get light headed
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
none... i smoke crack when i wake up... and do heroin at night so i can go to sleep
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
it's a very rewarding cycle i've gotten used to.. i dont even have to go to the gym to lose weight
Miss Lissa (03:52 PM) :
whatever helps you get through the day
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
okay at least just answer me this one question
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
answer this one question for me*
Miss Lissa (03:53 PM) :
I'm an open book
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
god damn... after talking to people from europe so often im starting to talk like a fob
sonofsam (03:53 PM) :
okay here goes...
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
If you were a guy.... and i was a lantern.. that conveniently had a broken circle in the glass the exact same size of your penis... would you tap it?
Miss Lissa (03:54 PM) :
Probably not
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
wtf... why not?
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
mind you the edges are sanded so you wouldn't get cut
sonofsam (03:54 PM) :
still wouldn't ?
Miss Lissa (03:55 PM) :
na. probably not
sonofsam (03:55 PM) :
okay give me 1 good reason
sonofsam (03:55 PM) :
just one and ill leave you alone
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
you're going to ignore me now?
Miss Lissa (03:57 PM) :
Because, if I were near a lantern, I would be camping right? Well, if I were camping, I would bring a girl with me (I assume if I were a guy, I would be romantic) I would just roll over and do the girl next to me instead of the lantern
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
okay good enough reason
sonofsam (03:57 PM) :
im going to sign up to datinggold now
sonofsam (03:58 PM) :
give me your ref link
Miss Lissa (03:59 PM) :
http://www.datinggold.com/index.php?aid=5349

Miss Lisa is really hot... :2 cents: !!

I got some really good upskirt pics.......:winkwink:

Well... SHARE :winkwink:!!

Or start a biz thread about 'em :helpme !!

Pics?...

WTF? I've never worn a skirt to the office...oh fuck, yes I have...damn it Bird!!!

rofl that's one crazy conversation

damn sammy ;)

Cliff's notes:

The vagina technique works again.

SOS - what drugs are you on seriously? The shit you come upwith off the cuff is freakin hilarious!

LOLOL

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Miss Lissa (03:51 PM) :
how many cups of coffee did you have this morning. You are suposed to stop when you start to get light headed
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
none... i smoke crack when i wake up... and do heroin at night so i can go to sleep
sonofsam (03:52 PM) :
it's a very rewarding cycle i've gotten used to.. i dont even have to go to the gym to lose weight
Miss Lissa (03:52 PM) :
whatever helps you get through the day

Weirdest conversation I have ever had...very funny though...

Yup, she is cute :)

wow, that was one whacky convo :1orglaugh

Giggity Giggity

I almost blocked him when he started talking about banana costumes...:banana :banana

He got flustered when he realized he wasn't paying by the minute to talk to a female :1orglaugh

giggity giggity gi giggity goo :1orglaugh

........you're probably expecting me to say "i'm wearing nothing" .... but it's quite the oppposite... i'm wearing... 3 pairs of pants , a sweatshirt.. golfing socks on top of my tennis socks... i'm wearing chain link armor on my chest.. a wizards hat... snowboarding boots... an ipod

HAHAHHAAHA

So how many weird icq's is she getting now?

hahaha that was pretty good!

Haha that's some good shit!

Everyone was asking me about Miss Lisa at Xbiz. She's getting to be famous!

When I start messaging people on ICQ to sign up, I'm starting with sonofsam :1orglaugh

looks like a love connection! save the log to show to your kids one day how you met.

sonofsam is always amusing.

Priceless!!!

Sonofsam, can I make you a banner for your site?

What happen to the qualifying Qs like:

What type of traffic do you have?
Can I help with setting up a marketing plan for DG and your sites to make us both some $
Can I help optimize your traffic, we have a traffic guru that can help.
Do you have any special marketing needs?
What niches do you serve.
etc.

Naw just the--- can I make a banner or iFrame for ya? Gotta tell ya that comes off a little lame.

Some of your comments Sonofsam might be called sex-est??

Oh well, she didn't get pissed. Just seems awful naive.

Next time hit me up, maybe I could get a referral percentage...

HAHAHAHAHHA
Good work Miss Lisa ... and that was the longest icq log I've read in a long time.

So funny!!!

Egomancer