Is Stashing Gold/Money under your Blind Date's Pocket Legal?
 

I took my blind Date to a dinner the other day...My blind date and I was driving back from Long Island to Queens on 495 (L ong I sland E xpressway) and was pulled over by the highway popo....For some reason I had a huge bricks and stash of Gold and Money on me....In fRIGHT, i asked by blind date to hold on to my stash inside her Purse and her Pockets...she Refused....and I got arrested for carrying Weight with ROCK-A-FELLA law protection.....

Please Ban This Tard

you out on bail?

is this a joke?

(L ong I sland E xpressway) thats all i got to say

Black Spongebob says:

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Second Jive Dude: UH...
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First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

congrats to all the winners :thumbsup