US identifies axis of evil marsupials
 

A MOB of kangaroos living in America's Deep South has been identified as a terrorism target by the US Department of Homeland Security -- to the astonishment of residents in the tiny town of Dawsonville, Georgia.
"Who would want to hurt a little innocent kangaroo?" asked Dawsonville mayor Joe Lane Cox.

Dawsonville's Kangaroo Conservation Centre has joined the Brooklyn Bridge, the Washington Monument and New York's JFK Airport on a federal anti-terrorism database.

The 77,000-site list was ridiculed by a report this week.

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