no brainer?
 

If someone gave you 2 hours to spend 2 million dollars, what do you buy?

mutual funds

If there are no restrictions on what you can buy, I'd buy blue chip stocks.

Then I'd sell them and put whatever money is left after the broker fees, in the bank.

$1mil house... $1mil on shitty real estate to rent out...boooyaaa

Microsoft stock + a bunch of others with at least 1/2, and probably put the rest in a mutual fund.

i shuld buy a whore