The Guy At The Restaurant Today Thought I Was An Auto Mechanic. Sigh.
 

I was out at the mall shopping and had shitty cheap ass chinese for lunch so for dinner I go to this nice italian joint.

I had on a pair of diesel jeans and shoes and a sexy shirt that had a little patch on it (that matched the patches on the jeans of course) from Hugo Boss. I looked way too cute.

Well the waiter comes up to me after I'm seated and goes to me "what auto body shop do you work at" ?!?!?!??!!?!

Fucking stupid ass old breeder.........

I told him I'm not an auto mechanic and that what I am wearing is very fashionable and that his shoes were ugly. He then asks me what I do for a living then.

I told him I'm in porn and he gives me this weird look, so I go I'm not actually IN the porn and he goes "obviously".

Nasty old bastard.

I have him $0.25 tip on a $65 dinner.

I win!

(although my ceasar salad dressing tasted a little weird but I don't wanna think about it)

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You go boy!!

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too funny!

Maybe he wanted you to check his oil level with your dipstick?

which means you can never go there again

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hahaha that's fagish :)

What a waste of a quarter.

:Oh crap