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p1mpdogg 07-14-2006 03:15 PM

I renounce my loyalty to Jeus Christ
 
I hate him. I want him dead. He does nothing for me so I dont want him in my life.

How can a twisted fuck like that do the things he does to the innocent? to teach us a lesson? Im sure there are better ways.

you fools that believe in anything other than yourselves are so ignorant you deserve anything that comes your way.

donate in church? you fund child molesting perverts antics.

say a prayer at night? you are stealing my air.

get married in church? you are bound for failure and divorce.

you only curse yourself if you follow the bible and its misguided ramblings of 3rd parties colaborations.

die jesus. die mother fucker. burn in hell!!!!!!!

funkyman 07-14-2006 03:16 PM

he's already dead

candyflip 07-14-2006 03:18 PM

Don't fuck with the Jesus.

http://infinitecoolness.com/gallerie...lebowski37.jpg

potter 07-14-2006 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by funkyman
he's already dead

Yeah, I thought that was pretty common knowledge. Though apparently some people don't know their history.

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 03:21 PM

http://www.sharpsusa.com/blog/wp-ima...havesFL_02.jpg

Alphonso 07-14-2006 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
I want him dead.


:error :error :error

Linguist 07-14-2006 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by potter
Yeah, I thought that was pretty common knowledge. Though apparently some people don't know their history.

newslfash: religious texts are not history.

Webby 07-14-2006 03:25 PM

Is there no end to your spam threads??

fitzmulti 07-14-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
I hate him. I want him dead. He does nothing for me so I dont want him in my life.

How can a twisted fuck like that do the things he does to the innocent? to teach us a lesson? Im sure there are better ways.

you fools that believe in anything other than yourselves are so ignorant you deserve anything that comes your way.

donate in church? you fund child molesting perverts antics.

say a prayer at night? you are stealing my air.

get married in church? you are bound for failure and divorce.

you only curse yourself if you follow the bible and its misguided ramblings of 3rd parties colaborations.

die jesus. die mother fucker. burn in hell!!!!!!!

Thy this board instead: spiritforum.org
:321GFY :321GFY

Degenerate 07-14-2006 03:51 PM

Damn. You are one retarded sob.

fitzmulti 07-14-2006 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Degenerate
Damn. You are one retarded sob.

Plus, he misspelled Jesus, LOL! :2 cents:

nikki99 07-14-2006 03:55 PM

this is pure blasfemy, u r goin to hell u have no option after saying this...

blazi 07-14-2006 03:57 PM

wow, sounds like someone is having a bad day hehe

Snake Doctor 07-14-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99
this is pure blasfemy, u r goin to hell u have no option after saying this...

Riiiight.

Whereas people like you who sell shemale porn still have a shot at getting in through the pearly gates? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2
Riiiight.

Whereas people like you who sell shemale porn still have a shot at getting in through the pearly gates? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nikki99 IS a shemale isn't he/she? I'm pretty sure that's a ticket to hell.

faegan 07-14-2006 04:01 PM

"God says he's gonna get me out of this.......but he's pretty sure you're fucked!"

BoyAlley 07-14-2006 04:03 PM

Praise Jebus!

BoyAlley 07-14-2006 04:04 PM

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/jesu...sus_cuddle.jpg

Snake Doctor 07-14-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
nikki99 IS a shemale isn't he/she? I'm pretty sure that's a ticket to hell.

Well either way it just baffles me that there are people in the porn biz (well they're probably not "really" in the biz...just wannabes)
But they own some sort of porn website yet say they believe the bible to be true and all that shit.

If you believe the bible is true what the fuck are you doing anywhere near porn?

p1mpdogg 07-14-2006 04:04 PM

funny how there is a slow response to a thread like this. i think deep down all of you dont beleive in god or you wouldnt be here. im glad to be surrounded by people like you.

atleast im not the only one who thinks its all a sham

Dominic_M 07-14-2006 04:18 PM

Jeus is his younger, less successfull brother who crashed on the couch a lot...

notabook 07-14-2006 04:23 PM

Brother p1mpdogg! Jesus simply wants what is best for your immortal soul. You can choose to spend a life in hell or in heaven? the choice is yours and yours alone. You must make the decision where you wish to spend your eternity. You have free will brother, it?s what separates us from the rest of the animals on this sphere. Through Jesus there is forgiveness. Through Jesus there is love. If you ask him for forgiveness now he will forgive you, but brother, do not hesitate much longer. If you die before you become saved you will regrettably be spending infinity in hell, burning in the bits of hellfire and brimstone for all eternity. Do not be ashamed to accept Jesus in your heart; do not be fearful of his magnificent touch. Know that you in this plane of existence are nothing more than an unsubstantial mass of DNA. You, once broken down into your base elemental components, are only worth about $5.00 to your fellow brethren. But not to Jesus brother. To Jesus, your soul is absolutely priceless. Accept him brother. Accept him now for the end is near. Praise be to the almighty brother!

giftedtwisted 07-14-2006 04:28 PM

Selective process will weed you out.

pussyluver 07-14-2006 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook
You, once broken down into your base elemental components, are only worth about $5.00 to your fellow brethren.

Actually he is worth well over $100 US -- and if he sells his body for research.... Don't know the going rate. Think it is illegal to buy a body in the US???? Not an attorney.

pussyluver 07-14-2006 04:29 PM

See you hell Trey! They can't you a hypocrite!!!

pussyluver 07-14-2006 04:30 PM

Would hate to Arab! There just aren't enough virgins to go around.

Degenerate 07-14-2006 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
See you hell Trey! They can't you a hypocrite!!!

Is that fucking english?

Degenerate 07-14-2006 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Would hate to Arab! There just aren't enough virgins to go around.

What the fuck are you talking about bot boy?

gimo33 07-14-2006 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti
Plus, he misspelled Jesus, LOL! :2 cents:

:error :error :error :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

notabook 07-14-2006 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Actually he is worth well over $100 US -- and if he sells his body for research.... Don't know the going rate. Think it is illegal to buy a body in the US???? Not an attorney.

I said:
"You, once broken down into your base elemental components, are only worth about $5.00 to your fellow brethren."

Again, *base elemental components*, you are worth around $5.00.

If I wanted to do how much the human body was ultimately worth, I would break it down by all bodily fluids + organs. If you could sell every usable part from your body, an average 220 pound adult male, six foot tall, would be worth around 40 to 50 million dollars.

vvq 07-14-2006 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
funny how there is a slow response to a thread like this. i think deep down all of you dont beleive in god or you wouldnt be here. im glad to be surrounded by people like you.

atleast im not the only one who thinks its all a sham

belief in a creator and belief in the bible can be two different things. science does not, and will not ever have all the answers. your athiest viewpoint that a creator does not exist is extremely ignorant. i think most athiests are conservatives that think they're smart.

we can get into the big bang, m theory, and all sorts of different creation theories. but taking absolute faith in them is no different than taking faith in the bible. science can't explain everything. calling it case closed is ignorant.

i would encourage you to seriously read this book http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/074...storenow600-20

it's like this man. i'm boiling some water on my stove. we ask the question what is causing the water to boil. from a scientific perspective it's because the molecules are heating up, turning into water vapour, and rising to the surface from the bottom. that's one answer the question. but it's also boiling because i'm hungry and want to make some food. the same can be said about creation and the universe. we're here because of the big bang. but was there a reason for the big bang? saying no is like saying the water is boiling simply because it can.

i will agree most people believe in God, the bible, and religion for the wrong reasons. but the most logical stance for an intelligent person to take is someplace in the middle. science and religion are closer than most people realize.

giftedtwisted 07-14-2006 04:41 PM

Someone needs to start an online english course just for Adult Webmasters. Maybe give these dolts a doggie treat when they actually say something that does not need to be read 4 times in order to understand it.

giftedtwisted 07-14-2006 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
I said:
"You, once broken down into your base elemental components, are only worth about $5.00 to your fellow brethren."

Again, *base elemental components*, you are worth around $5.00.

If I wanted to do how much the human body was ultimately worth, I would break it down by all bodily fluids + organs. If you could sell every usable part from your body, an average 220 pound adult male, six foot tall, would be worth around 40 to 50 million dollars.

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notabook 07-14-2006 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted
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:error freebump :error

$5 submissions 07-14-2006 04:48 PM

What show is that from?

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Originally Posted by candyflip


potter 07-14-2006 05:21 PM

Moron, who said anything about religous text? Did I mention the son of god or anything about religon? I just mentioned a person by name.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linguist
newslfash: religious texts are not history.

newsflash: Jesus Christ was a real person.

crockett 07-14-2006 05:28 PM

for once I agree with pimpdog

nikki99 07-14-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
nikki99 IS a shemale isn't he/she? I'm pretty sure that's a ticket to hell.

being a transexual is an option, just like to be gay or bisexual, and bible was wroten before Jesus born, according to THOSE times... we are in new times now, Jesus and God is the same, but he is almighty and he will always understand and support people who believe in him... no matters if u work in porn or in church...

nikki99 07-14-2006 05:51 PM

ah I donhahaha180;t like blasfemy... I think is freakin wrong...

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2
If you believe the bible is true what the fuck are you doing anywhere near porn?

We are all going to hell if it infact exsists.

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99
being a transexual is an option, just like to be gay or bisexual, and bible was wroten before Jesus born, according to THOSE times... we are in new times now, Jesus and God is the same, but he is almighty and he will always understand and support people who believe in him... no matters if u work in porn or in church...

Not that I have anything against your lifestyle.. but you are going to hell.. you are a sinner according to the bible.. and no amount of rationalization on your part is going to change what is written in it.

nikki99 07-14-2006 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
We are all going to hell if it infact exsists.

not true...:warning

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99
not true...:warning

Then I suggest you read the bible. Fornication, homosexuality, adultery it goes on and on.. we are unrepentant sinners for continuing our work in this industry.. and sinning = hell when you die.

nikki99 07-14-2006 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Not that I have anything against your lifestyle.. but you are going to hell.. you are a sinner according to the bible.. and no amount of rationalization on your part is going to change what is written in it.

work in saturdays is a sin too ...(book of exodus)
eat pork and eat rabbit are sins too ... (book of levitic)
to have sex out of the marriage is a sin too ...(exodus)
to have sex with more than one woman is a sin too
to have sex be4 get marry is a sin ... (all of this is on the book of corintians)

if that is the case everyone in the world is a sinner, u have options to be saved...

MaddCaz 07-14-2006 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

:1orglaugh

nikki99 07-14-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Then I suggest you read the bible. Fornication, homosexuality, adultery it goes on and on.. we are unrepentant sinners for continuing our work in this industry.. and sinning = hell when you die.

homosexuality is a sin, is on the book of corintians if I remember ... but this is part of the testament be4 jesus came, old times.... books written by people living in an old world...

we are living in a new world, where homosexuality is not longer a disease, is not longer a sin to the eyes of God... if u believe in him of course...

my point is, nothing is more wrong than blasfemy.... the original topic

Malicious Biz 07-14-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99
if that is the case everyone in the world is a sinner, u have options to be saved...

Newsflash = being "saved" and continuing your sin is a fucking sin.

in order to be saved you have to renounce and stop your sins. anything less than that and you're just kidding yourself.. there is no such thing as being a christian/jew/musilim and working in this industry. we are all sinners.

Snake Doctor 07-14-2006 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Newsflash = being "saved" and continuing your sin is a fucking sin.

in order to be saved you have to renounce and stop your sins. anything less than that and you're just kidding yourself.. there is no such thing as being a christian/jew/musilim and working in this industry. we are all sinners.

Indeed.

Lucky for us that book is a big pile of bullshit that only an absolute idiot would believe is true.

nikki99 07-14-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
there is no such thing as being a christian/jew/musilim and working in this industry. we are all sinners.

musilim people kill people (americans) to go to heaven, and this is what they really think since they born, and if u really think about this, then u will be judge only because your believes... meaning... musilim people who kill other people to get heaven in fact are goin to heaven ...

nikki99 07-14-2006 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2
Indeed.

Lucky for us that book is a big pile of bullshit that only an absolute idiot would believe is true.

more blasfemy... ok I stop here ...:error


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