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$5 submissions 07-13-2006 02:54 AM

80 year old man deals crack for sex
 
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/12/D8IQMLV04.html

Cocco's lawyer, Martha Bailor, told the court her client wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago, and turned to prostitutes.

"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

mardigras 07-13-2006 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

He got the idea from a porn site:upsidedow

xclusive 07-13-2006 03:01 AM

I hope i'm pimping at 80:)

Scott McD 07-13-2006 03:02 AM

I suppose he has a point...

thaifan99 07-13-2006 03:05 AM

good luck to him............ i doubt i will get anywhere near 80 lol

The Duck 07-13-2006 03:07 AM

Fuck yeah, that is awesome.

$5 submissions 07-13-2006 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
He got the idea from a porn site:upsidedow

What's next? Some dude delivers a pizza with a penis hole?

$5 submissions 07-13-2006 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
Fuck yeah, that is awesome.

LMFAO:1orglaugh

Kimo 07-13-2006 03:39 AM

dude thats off the hook LOL

CaptainWolfy 07-13-2006 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
I hope i'm pimping at 80:)

hehehe me to

Sveindt Beindt 07-13-2006 04:36 AM

Wow 80 and stil fucking around:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 07-13-2006 05:21 AM

yeah!!!!! go grand-dad . . go!!!!!! :banana :GFYBand

gooddomains 07-13-2006 05:32 AM

horny old man :)

Manowar 07-13-2006 05:41 AM

hahaha what a pimp

dunefield 07-13-2006 05:47 AM

he deserves a medal of honour...

curvestar 07-13-2006 05:50 AM

pimpin in the 80's...my hat's off to him :)

Tdog 07-13-2006 06:23 AM

Still banging at 80, good for him.

sean_d_manager 07-13-2006 06:24 AM

damn! grandpa still have the guts!

Doctor Dre 07-13-2006 06:29 AM

Yeah ... he saves 50 bucks on a fuck and gets his ass in jail for the rest of his life getting buckfucked by 20 years old beeners.

HpicAnn 07-13-2006 06:51 AM

Incredible. Maybe he was in the adult business :upsidedow

$5 submissions 07-13-2006 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains
horny old man :)

He sure is one frugal mofo.:1orglaugh

arock10 07-13-2006 07:05 AM

Wow, his grand kids can go to school and say, damn, thats my granddad, he is fucking awesome.

Basic_man 07-13-2006 08:05 AM

Poor guy, she deserve to get into prison :Oh crap

Abu Latif 07-13-2006 08:10 AM

That 80 year old guy knows how to get the girls that is for sure

StuartD 07-13-2006 08:12 AM

Jeeze, they should leave the guy alone... he's lived a long life. Let him get some action.

Ace_luffy 07-13-2006 08:16 AM

he needs a new life.... lolz

gecko 07-13-2006 08:17 AM

too bad he got caught

E$_manager 07-13-2006 09:04 AM

he had to follow his name.

E$_manager 07-13-2006 09:31 AM

Funny old man - can'r get enough/

blazi 07-13-2006 09:34 AM

I'll be pimpin' well into my 100's LOL

$5 submissions 07-13-2006 01:59 PM

Many (not all) hookers are hooked on drugs. He just cut out the middleman. Dude is very frugal.

DaddyHalbucks 07-13-2006 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
Many (not all) hookers are hooked on drugs. He just cut out the middleman. Dude is very frugal.

Go gramps!

:pimp

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

HAHAHA, I sure hope thats not his defense. :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 07-13-2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
HAHAHA, I sure hope thats not his defense. :1orglaugh

You'd be surprised. Remember the "Twinkie" defense in the 70s... a man beat a double murder case because he claimed his high blood sugar (aggravated by Twinkies) drove him nutz temporarily.

In this case though, '"crack" is cheaper than cash' defense won't work because it doesn't negate an element of the crime.

kristin 07-13-2006 03:10 PM

Should he really care? He's not gonna live that much longer ... that sounds harsh, but seriously he's 80. He's got max 20 years left. And with his lifestyle, I'm pretty sure he isn't going to see the full 20 years.

ProducerCashDave 07-13-2006 04:35 PM

:pimp :pimp :pimp

sicone 07-13-2006 04:36 PM

a mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do

$5 submissions 07-13-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave
:pimp :pimp :pimp

Straight up

beemk 07-13-2006 04:44 PM

www.crackwhoreconfessions.com

Mr. Romance 07-13-2006 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/12/D8IQMLV04.html

Cocco's lawyer, Martha Bailor, told the court her client wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago, and turned to prostitutes.

"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.


This guy makes sense....plus he is on a fixed income..let him pay for his sex the best way for his budget..:2 cents:


Mr. Romance

AtlantisCash 07-13-2006 04:49 PM

Hey don't forget to gfy Guru BadDog :)

Vitasoy 07-13-2006 05:29 PM

Well he was living the life. =)

Donfoolio 07-13-2006 05:39 PM

That's some crazy shit, but not as crazy as someone that used to sell crack, but who's mother was a "customer" of both that person and his 3rd party buddy, in the future becoming a crack head themselves. Then going on to try and tell his old buddy that he can film his mother doing sexual acts for some crack and his mother and her "boyfriend" agreeing! Seriously! ( so they could all smoke crack all day from the act ) :321GFY

BusterBunny 07-13-2006 05:40 PM

so the dude from the guba logo is in jail now?

mardigras 07-14-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
What's next? Some dude delivers a pizza with a penis hole?

Nah that's stupid, nobody would put that online:upsidedow

woj 07-14-2006 07:32 PM

heh heh, that's pretty funny :thumbsup

tony286 07-14-2006 07:39 PM

god bless the old horny bastard


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