Bush is a saint
 

Bush is a saint

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal
Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his poll
standings.

Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said
to him "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the
president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, Katrina, and
the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if
during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."< o:p>

The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The Church
is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began:

"I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President.
George Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took
the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the
American people. He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded
Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and
making the United States the most hated country on earth.

He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to
widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He
awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have
more poverty in this country, and a greater gap between rich and poor,
than we've had since the Depression. He instituted illegal wiretaps
when getting a warrant from a secret court would have been a mere
administrative detail, had his henchmen lie to Congress about it, then
claimed he is above the law.

He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party
since Teapot Dome. The national surplus has turned into a staggering
national debt of 7.6 Trillion, gas prices are up 85%, and vital
research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because
he's afraid to lose votes from some religious kooks.

He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known. But
compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George Bush is a saint."

no comments. You are all obsessed by your president.

Um??? It's hard not to be obsessed when your our president sucks

it's not my president thank god

You can not be obsessed BY some one. But you can be obsessed WITH someone.

And incase you had not realized this man is streatching the arm of the US, and pushing it into every country. You she be obsessed as well.

Bush is a fuckin idiot.

Dumbest Thread of the Day Award!

This thread is useless without pics or video.

agree.:Oh crap

Yes, i she be obsessed as well. the only problem here is that all threads are about Bush - bad, Bush - good and so on.

i had an abcessed tooth once it sucked

i hate him

I love George Bush, he's done a terrific job thus far. Can you just imagine what would have happened if that pussy Kerry had gotten elected? We?d probably be driving around in energy efficient hovercars or some bullshit like that.