What is the best way to get your paypal account closed?
 

buy a bunch of porn with it?

email them and asked for it to be closed?

i want my account deleted soon, what should i do?

all of the above.

You can close it yourself in the options.

haha i just saw that, nice.

that was easy. :pimp

Close it yourself

Just tell them you want it closed....

I sent a friend a payment and included the subject "Payment for Blowjobs" as a joke.

Her account was closed within 24 hours.

go out to dinner with the CEO of the company...stab yourself in the head with various utensils to break them off, stick your nuts on the pizza...eat your fill, then bail on the tab...

worked for uh, ummm, a friend of mine...

Shit isn't that overkill? couldn't you just lick your finger and stick it in the dude's ear?

hmmm...i dont think he thought of that at the time...

he may have been sticking something else to him at the time...