Check this shit out
 

http://www.policeguide.com/cgi-bin/criminal-search
Check to see if the FBI has you on file!
A local attorney I know gave me this site. I thought you might find
it interesting. You can check to see if the FBI has ever had a file
on you.
I was shocked to see that there was a file on me.
Do not use your social security number. Just check your state, and
put in your name. If a match is found they will ask for a year of
birth to narrow the search.
You will get the case number, date of investigation and any photos on
file.
It's a free site, but is expected to be closed soon due to a federal
court order.

ASS ~ that's private information!

looks liek a pretty stupid site to me

your ass is private info?? I thought it was public domain...

that joke is too old and too gay.

gfy :321GFY

HARDLY

What else is new ? :sleep

OMG LOL That is sooooo funny I wet myself TWICE!1!!!

I don't have to check... I know they have one on me... so does the secret service and the DOD.

a picture of a fucking monkey. i can't stop laughing, this was sooo good. yar har.