I'm in Los Angeles
 

Had to come here last minute and now I need some pussy.

If any of you hot L.A. bitches wanna hook up and fuck a fat guy, give me a call. Do it fast otherwise I may jerk off and not need you until tomorrow.

310-217-7638

I'll give my freinds your number. Hold your breath and enjoy fucking them up.

How coy you are...:)






















I love that number!

That's an honest demand...

:1orglaugh good luck yo

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Wow.. a real lady killer.. good luck with your endless journey of trying to find a completely retarded woman that would go for your pickup line.

May I suggest an escort service?

Get a clue, fuck knob.

You'll pimp a lot of bitches and hoes with that line:1orglaugh

Wow.. that was Kewt =)

Get a sense of humor :2 cents:

ill slip the digits to a few trannies...they will fuyck a fat guy :winkwink:

I have a sense of humor...That's why I posted this thread.

Call the number, it's actually intended for people just like you.

If you can't afford the phone bill, let me know and I will forward one of my toll free lines to it so you can get the message.

Speaking from experience?

Well thankyou! That is very noble of you! I'll buy you a chicken or something to express my gratitude! :thumbsup

Make sure it's a hen.

Haha damm man that is craigslist post-worthy!

:thumbsup

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Ever seen the size of the eggholes? Beauty of chickens.. you can fuck them.. nut.. and then cook'em.

Ooh.. soo many uses =)

Well we can't give you any Pussy! But why did you not call us??? We could of hung out and had a good time. Fucker !!!!!:mad: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.youdontsay.org/Richguy.jpg

You'd be surprised how many girls like heavy brawny guys.

:thumbsup

Oh wow.. my guess is he's loaded :winkwink:

I thought the tide seemed a little higher than usual today.

Thanks for the call. Seriously though, I am coming down in a week or so to do some work. I'll be shooting in LA for about 3 weeks and staying in your area so we will have plenty of time to hang out. :thumbsup

Sounds great :) We will see you soon then !!!

Dont forget to take some pics Aaron.

You're smooth like Brill-o...

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