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Brown Bear 06-05-2002 05:23 AM

What has queen elizabeth accomplished in her 50 years on the throne?
 
Can someone list some reason why we should be recognizing the fact that the queen has been the queen for 50 years? List some of her accomplishments please, because I can't think of any.

zip 06-05-2002 05:28 AM

She aged 50 years, that's about it...

She surely did not brush her teeth 2 times a day... :(

Mark 06-05-2002 05:31 AM

She's moulded it into the shape of her ass..

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Slick 06-05-2002 05:47 AM

Yeah, what's with all of those royal people, fuck the Prince and queens. Why do they need them anyways ?? All that they do is make good stories for the tabloids.

Brown Bear 06-05-2002 05:50 AM

I'm just wondering if the queen provides any benefit at all? Besides history and tradition, I can't see any.

InsaneMidget 06-05-2002 05:50 AM

imagine the cash we would rack in if we could get her naked.... bahaha

Slick 06-05-2002 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
imagine the cash we would rack in if we could get her naked.... bahaha
Thanks for ruining my breakfast here with me making a mental thought about it, he he he.

Brown Bear 06-05-2002 05:55 AM

I got her naked once. Fucked her hard. Damn she's a dirty slut. She even gave me a rim job. Ahh...memories.

InsaneMidget 06-05-2002 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
I got her naked once. Fucked her hard. Damn she's a dirty slut. She even gave me a rim job. Ahh...memories.

HAHAHAHAHA, GFY, you sick bastard!!!



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Shooter 06-05-2002 06:00 AM

http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page68.asp

Basically says, in a sucking up manner, that she does nothing.

Brown Bear 06-05-2002 06:06 AM

The queen carries out significant constitutional functions? Like what? Sitting on her ass?

Beastiepoo 06-05-2002 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
I'm just wondering if the queen provides any benefit at all? Besides history and tradition, I can't see any.
She hasn't really done anything. But then she isn't supposed to. The monarchy is just a figurehead. They only stay around because the PEOPLE like them. They like the whole idea of the monarchy. I'm not against the monarchy nor am I for them. Being a foreigner, I have the right to be ambivelant. As long as the public think having the monarchs around is a good idea, here they will stay. Besides, we got a fucking four day weekend for the jubilee and a bloody good reason to party. Sounds reasonable to me.:2 cents:

Besides, have you ever seen Prince Philip in a public appearance? That bloke is so un-PC he is worth keeping around just for pure entertainment value!!!!

mjrools23 06-05-2002 05:39 PM

shes just there to continue the hundreds of years of tradition

FlyingIguana 06-05-2002 05:50 PM

what would the tabloids do without the royal family?

michaelw 06-05-2002 06:33 PM

whats she done? hmm.. let me think..

i know i got it.. its on the tip of my tongue
what is it, what is it....


oh thats right
NOTHING

bhutocracy 06-05-2002 06:54 PM

she managed to get brian wilson to appear really spooky on stage like a manacing grandfather missing his "depends" while singing "good vibrations".
if ever there was a reason for the kiddies not to do acid...

volante 06-05-2002 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Can someone list some reason why we should be recognizing the fact that the queen has been the queen for 50 years? List some of her accomplishments please, because I can't think of any.
You mean apart from the billions of dollars she got the fat American tourists to spend in England?

After all, there's no much else to see over here :winkwink:

Milton 06-05-2002 07:19 PM

i dont even bodder

smithy 06-05-2002 09:21 PM

she dropped a turd a few years ago and named it Charles......


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willow 06-05-2002 10:42 PM

Doesn't anybody read the papers. They've been full of answers to this kind of question lately.

Being royal means she knows an awful lot of people with cash. So..

Shes moves a huge amount of money towards charities every year both for the UK needy and for other needy causes. Through parties and events and whatever the number of zeros on the checks is staggering.

She does an incredible amount for business. Whenever she visits countries she's visiting car plants, universities, high ranking biz people and is apparently very effective in an ambassador type role in getting them to part with their cash. A knighthood here, a royal seal for your product there, it gets around.

Countless billions in tourism.

Tipsy 06-06-2002 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
she managed to get brian wilson to appear really spooky on stage like a manacing grandfather missing his "depends" while singing "good vibrations".
if ever there was a reason for the kiddies not to do acid...

Where the hell did the dig him up from and why??? He can't sing anymore and looked like a zombie. Have mercy and re-bury the guy!!

The reasons for having the queen kicking about were answered for me above. Tourism is a major one, and Phillips fuck ups should be encouraged, then there's the charity/financial side and also the fact that yep, it's traditional. What's wrong with tradition? There's many people from 'new' countries who'd love a bit more tradition themselves :winkwink:

Pathfinder 06-06-2002 03:22 AM

The Royals are good for England. England would not be the same without the Royals. I was amused when one of our news media people asked an English news media person if it is allowable for an American to say "Long Live the Queen".


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