Pussy farts
 

Don't you hate it when your fuckin a chick and you pull all the way out then stick it back in and get pussy farts?

Talk about killing the moment!

It's better than a real fart when doing 69, I'd suspect.

i've never fucked a chick but that happened 2 me when fucked a gal and you're right it does kill the moment =)

WHAT????????????

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hehe yeah know that :(

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I've never fucked gal (I don't know what is it) and I think chicks are much better... And if you don't wanna her pussy to fart just fuck her anally... It's much interesting thing than fucking gals...

For fucks sake. I know that women are not supposed to fart or burp or get sick or have hair in unpleasant places, but GET REAL. These 'squiffs' as I believe they are called are YOUR FAULT. We don't naturally accumulate air in our pussies, it comes from you blokes thrusting in and out, forcing the air in. If you don't want to hear a girl (gal, chick, babe, whatever) squiff, then don't fuck her. Period.

LOL

i like the way you said "period" =)

Girls are you with me on this one? Don't you hate when guys grunt, sweat, fart, smell like B.O., during sex?

Guys need to get that stigma out their heads that a girl is supposed to be some kind of superhuman that does not experience the normal bodily functions that people are supposed to have...I once had an ex-boyfriend who told me that if I ever farted in front of him that he would be sick meanwhile he would sit on me and fart and pull the old dutch oven trick when we were in bed...sick...

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Muffy

"WHAT???????????? "

... let me explain, tex willer fucked a guy up the ass ... pulled all out ... and than his boy lover farted straight into his face ... corect me if I am wrong, but that´s what I understood ...

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damn, this sounds so real, looks like you?ve been there already =))

"damn, this sounds so real, looks like you?ve been there already =))"

... tex, please keep our sweet secret ... errrrrrr .... secret ...

I like giving my girlfriend a Dutch Oven after we have sex...It's fun! :1orglaugh

damn, i told you to learn difference between 'send email' and 'submit reply' =))

fun for you of course...to us girls it is completely repulsive...my ex-boyfriend once locked me in a bathroom with him while he took a shit...i have never been so mortified in my entire life...:disgust

Muffy

:eek7

shit, did you got back with this guy or you *dumped* him for good?

BTW... WTF? is that *thrusting air* shit true?

I swear that before i read this thread, i never knew why the girls i fucked did that *farting*.... does that make me gay?

A pussy fart is the sound a pussy makes when it says, "You've got a lot to learn, little boy!"

In some countries farting and burping means you are enjoying your meal.

I am almost 100% sure this is customary in Japan....anybody know?

Can you say

QUEEF ?????

Queef.

I thought it was with a "v"?

I would love to give someone a "Chili Dog", but I don't know if she'd ever talk to me again....

Oh, what to do, what to do...:Graucho

We have Chili Dogged a girl before and I have pics. I have them on disc hahaha.... one day I will share. She'd kill me.

Just as I have yet to disclose what a "Superbooger" is hahaha I have pics and pics, im just not ready to launch yet.

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Superbooger??? I am afraid...

I love when I hear those queefs.... Means she wet and loving it... :thumbsup

Um...what's a chilli dog?

Taken from Dictionary.com:

Chili Dog - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest then titty fucking her, henceforth the appearence of a "Chili Dog".
:repuke :fart

And far better than getting a real fart while giving rim.

And, BTW, you guys don't know anything until you find out what biffers and crumps is all about.:Graucho

A "Rusty Trumpet" is fun too...

Thats what its called! Now where did I get the word 'squiff' from...

hmmm..................

I like them

It doesnt happen very often but I'll agree, it does ruin the moment. What do you do, laugh or pretend it didnt happen

Lots of girls can just suck up some air like a vigacuum (vagina + vacuum) and queef on command!

Ask Dawgy

mmm....yummy :throwup

was just thinking of that pun too

I use to date this lady a few years ago, I could make her pussy fart and fart... I like it... As a mater of fact come to
think of it. I do not think there is any sweeter music.... It is music... Some time's she would cum right when I was
making her pussy fart and then I had pussy cum fart... shit I was in hillbilly haven.. :thumbsup :thumbsup pussy cum farts:thumbsup :thumbsup

Fuck I love pussy farts.... makes it all seem so fucking real!!

Check out the pussy farts in my website:

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Lemme know what ya think....

I'll watch the bandwidth and kill the code in a few hours.

Chris:BangBang:

LOL :1orglaugh

I can't find the pussy farts... don't shut it down yet please...

what link

http://www.chezchris.ca/members/ambe..._creampie1.wmv


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Can you dig it?!

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yes thats wery nasty stuff

In Hawaii is an insult if you don't