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Greg B 07-09-2006 10:16 PM

Porn Star Complexities...What Would You Do?
 
Okay, so at some time you starred in a porn vid. Or maybe a whole series of porn vids. You say to yourself,

"Fuck it, I'm grown, I can take the ramifications of my actions."

Then time rolls on and you have kids. They wanna get married but your soon to be son or daughter in law is running for office.

Whatcha gon' do?

Or maybe you fall in love or a sister or brother falls in love. Their beloved finds out you starred in a movie where you had to swim through a swimming pool full of horny Japanese businessman spuzz. Ewww! Whatcha gon do?

In the future when we finally have flying cars, sidewalks that move and jetpacks, your great great great great grandkids find you on the internet doing ten black guys. They beam over to your hovering space apartment and ask,

"Hey Grandma, that was soooo gross! How could you?"

Of course by this time the secret of eternal youth has been invented and you're still around to listen to this shit.

Whatcha' gon do?

Joey B. Lo 07-09-2006 11:06 PM

Brag like a motherfucker :thumbsup :thumbsup

Digipimp 07-09-2006 11:08 PM

they dont care they need the 200 bucks right now to pay for some meth and support their broke boyfriend who beats them. doing porn is the least of their problems.

Relish XXX 07-10-2006 12:41 AM

Their kids will be equally as stupid and will probably be doing scenes far harder than their parents. it is a natural progression.

$5 submissions 07-10-2006 12:42 AM

Greg B threads rule!!!

Jace 07-10-2006 12:47 AM

and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I had a vasectomy at such an early age :)

seriously though, there isnt' a day that goes by that my wife doesn't question our decision to do what we have done

but in the end we have to face the fact that we did make that decision and we will have to live with any consequences it brings

ideaworx 07-10-2006 01:52 AM

you are what you eat, and in this case, could be alot of cock...yikes

Greg B 07-10-2006 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I had a vasectomy at such an early age :)

seriously though, there isnt' a day that goes by that my wife doesn't question our decision to do what we have done

but in the end we have to face the fact that we did make that decision and we will have to live with any consequences it brings

Y'know, I chat often with actors and actresses/performers. Most are more intelligent than I had suspected. Some are awesome musicians, mechanics, historians, lotsa talent.

However most had hard times fall on them often police or court abuse in other words they got screwed by the system somehow. Often it was horrific medical bills for themselves or a family member. Sometimes it was a hurricane and 'no flood insurance' and if someone didn't do something fast the family would be in poverty and in danger.

Each one had their own story and some were just plain stupid, horney, rotten, hateful, and greedy.

It varies.

You can tell by what they do with their money. Do they buy real estate and invest it wisely? Get a nose job and name change and plastic surgery after making a good chunk of change or do they buy fancy cars, dope, gamble and end up fucked up later?

Dumb broads who whore out for their boyfriends so they can 'get a house' deserve what they get. Obviously he's gonna dump her or even try to bump her off when the loot gets real good.

The cold hard facts of life may well be that Lassie doesn't rescue Timmy from the well in your life so ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

If you're smart and you can make $100k in a relatively short period of time and do so safely with a professional crew then you can put that money to good use and high tail it out and start a new life.

If you stay in you can make a fortune with the right friends, social engagements at discos, casinos and even movies and video games. Some porn stars are actually more popular than mainstream celebrities.

It all depends on how ya work it I figure.

Jace 07-10-2006 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
The cold hard facts of life may well be that Lassie doesn't rescue Timmy from the well in your life so ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

hehe...great stuff right there :)

Greg B 07-10-2006 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace
hehe...great stuff right there :)

Well it's true. That's the deciding point tween what you are and what is real.

Greg B 07-10-2006 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Their kids will be equally as stupid and will probably be doing scenes far harder than their parents. it is a natural progression.


Now THAT'S fucking funny!

GlydeGirl 07-10-2006 12:03 PM

In the end, nobody gives a fuck about anyone's sex life but their own!

You waited until you were married and only have misisonary style sex... who cares?
You've fucked a bazillion different people and swing from the chandeliers every night... who cares?
You appeared in some videos where people fuck each other... who cares?

The only people who give two shits about this stuff are the people who vehemently object to that type of activity -- and that is more about THEM than the people who's personal sex life they are poking their unwelcome noses into. Why should anybody cater their behaviour to appease these close-minded busy-bodies who aren't even in bed with them in the first place?

Instead of taking the whole stance of "I HAD to do it for blah, blah, blah reason," how about going on the offensive and asking these very rude people who the hell they think they are butting their noses into your PRIVATE sex life? That it's nobody's business what you do in bed with your lovers except yours and theirs, and that these people who think they are morally superior are actually being royal assholes by sticking their business where it doesn't belong while treating you in such a judgemental way!

And... if somebody happens to come across your adult performances while jerking off to a DVD that you were in, well they are playing the voyeur to your exhibitionist and should respect the sanctity of that adult entertainment relationship! If not for you, and others like you willing to give these people the gift of watching your sexuality in action, there wouldn't be any porn in the first place. The relationship between performer and viewer should be respectful both ways!

GlydeGirl 07-10-2006 12:04 PM

oops... double-posted on me!

MaddCaz 07-10-2006 12:11 PM

morals have no place here...BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


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