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Platinum Lantern 07-08-2006 10:28 PM

If Jesus Turns Out To Be A Black Man Will Some White People....
 
Swallow their pride and beg for forgiveness or will they elect to go to hell for an eternity due to their undying racism

blazi 07-08-2006 10:31 PM

I'm white and I've never been racist so fuck you!

fallenmuffin 07-08-2006 10:31 PM

I wouldn't beg for forgiveness regardless....

I'd rather go to that place christians like to call hell then suck up to some ass.

I.e. I'm not christian :) but I do have faith just not yours.

fatman1 07-08-2006 10:34 PM

fuck white people

BT 07-08-2006 10:38 PM

Can a cracker get a quater

fatman1 07-08-2006 10:42 PM

fuck you bitch

E$_manager 07-08-2006 10:45 PM

hat that thread. God is in you. And if you are black, then God is black.

Kimo 07-08-2006 10:47 PM

you cracka ass cracka!

themanager 07-08-2006 10:48 PM

You won't lose anything if you ask for forgiveness. Do it you will feel great.

marketsmart 07-08-2006 11:26 PM

ok. well lets say that jesus was african at the least. even if jesus was black. the religious order would never admit to it. they would supress it...

i can only imagine how much stuff there is hidden at the vatican that goes against religion as we are taught to believe. religion is only what we are told it is.

i think its up to each person to decide what religion means to them.

personally, i dont believe we were put on this earth by a higher power, but i do believe that there is a place we go when we die. where that may be or what it may be, i havent an idea. but i choose to believe it is. as for the existence of a higher power, well let me quote agent mulder... "i want to believe"

in the end, i dont associate a color or sex to god or jesus.. i wasn't there to witness it myself and so i cant say with 100% certainty, therefore i wont..

i also personally believe that a lot of the bible stories have been exagerated or completely made up. but again, i wasnt there.... :2 cents:

notabook 07-08-2006 11:29 PM

Jesus was a Jew.
-The more you know! :thumbsup

biftek 07-08-2006 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
i also personally believe that a lot of the bible stories have been exagerated or completely made up. but again, i wasnt there.... :2 cents:

well when you take into account that at the time the bible was said to have been written , very few knew how to write or read what was written , the stories we see in the bible are just that stories , stories passed on from one person to a next , ever played a game of "chinese whisper ' where you whisper a message to a person that person whispers to the next and so , then the last person says what they were told , the message is never the same as it started

that being said , jesus as a men might've existed but not the way that we are led to believe , so we will never know what race he was , unless his bones are found and forensics carried out on them

giftedtwisted 07-08-2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
Swallow their pride and beg for forgiveness or will they elect to go to hell for an eternity due to their undying racism

its not what he looked like its what he taught.

shahab6 07-08-2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Jesus was a Jew.
-The more you know! :thumbsup

Exactly, so he was not black, I think black jews came few hundren year later.
In Ethopia, where this jewish king married this African queen, and the people their were converted,

shahab6 07-08-2006 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giftedtwisted
its not what he looked like its what he taught.

True, its his teaching that was important, not the skin of his color.

Mr. Blue 07-08-2006 11:43 PM

Would it really matter? Not to me, black or white, I still wouldn't believe he was the son of god or that the emaculate conception was anything other than skanky Mary figuring out a way to cover up some affair she had.

MyNameIsNobody 07-08-2006 11:48 PM

I'd say black and white ppl are equally racist

Pornwolf 07-09-2006 12:29 AM

Jesus probably looked a lot like the bald guy.

http://www2.gigacash.com/gigapix/gfr...s/DSCF0299.jpg

TheJimmy 07-09-2006 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Jesus was a Jew.
-The more you know! :thumbsup

:thumbsup

Monique Niccole 07-09-2006 12:37 AM

You spend too much time thinking about "white people"...seriously :2 cents:

Condor 07-09-2006 12:38 AM

An all-powerful being is self-defeating, so I choose to be Atheist.

Yngwie 07-09-2006 12:39 AM

something that never existed is not any colour.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 07-09-2006 12:43 AM

what the hell man. Jesus lives down the street from me, he's mexican, and he has 2 kids and works at the train station.

marketsmart 07-09-2006 01:05 AM

"jesus is in tiajuana".....

DWB 07-09-2006 01:07 AM

I'd round up the boys and we'd have us a hangin'.....

markell 07-09-2006 01:14 AM

lol.. this is funny

i have the perfect image for this

http://www.pimpinkell.com/images/black_gates.jpg

L0stMind 07-09-2006 01:28 AM

Jesus looked like terrorists do today... that's an image that'd probably mess up some people...

WWC-Pajio 07-09-2006 01:28 AM

...all what I can say is that this Q is damn weird! what if he's japaneese?! or korean! :D

biftek 07-09-2006 01:39 AM

i heard that jesus was locked in the nut house in a padded cell

J. Falcon 07-09-2006 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
hat that thread. God is in you. And if you are black, then God is black.



Those be wise words my friend :thumbsup

J. Falcon 07-09-2006 02:00 AM

http://trinitywholesale.com/prints/r...ages/a9554.jpg

DWB 07-09-2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biftek
i heard that jesus was locked in the nut house in a padded cell


If he ever did return, that is where he is now. If he was dumb enough to allow himself to be crucified to forgive our sins, he is dumb enough to think he is doing some good sitting in a nut house for them. :2 cents:

notabook 07-09-2006 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Oh come on, if Jesus actually was black, which he wasn't, we all know he would look like this:


http://i6.tinypic.com/1zeui5s.jpg

Twisted Dave 07-09-2006 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biftek
well when you take into account that at the time the bible was said to have been written , very few knew how to write or read what was written , the stories we see in the bible are just that stories , stories passed on from one person to a next , ever played a game of "chinese whisper ' where you whisper a message to a person that person whispers to the next and so , then the last person says what they were told , the message is never the same as it started

that being said , jesus as a men might've existed but not the way that we are led to believe , so we will never know what race he was , unless his bones are found and forensics carried out on them

You talking FACT the way you just did proves that you're as bad as the people that come knocking on your door telling you things you should believe ...

ClubAdultDesign 07-09-2006 04:37 AM

Considering where Jesus lived, wasn't he black?


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