Worst Stomach Ache Ever!!!
 

Even as i write this i can feel my stomach churning & getting ready for another round. So far i've spent the better part of 5 hours on the throne today. It just keeps on coming, as if there was some hidden intestines deep in my body that have been holding this suprise for me for years.

I filled the 1/3rd of the entire bowl just now, im pretty sure thats impossible, considering its a 5gallon bowl...but i really did.

I'm considering calling up Ripleys Believe it or not & sending in a picture of my toilet right now.

This is just fucking un-real, is it possible to shit for 6 hours straight?

All 36 Miles of my intestines are full of shit! GOD HELP ME!!!!

Forget it; I guess the site didn't work for them.

http://vitaminlady.com/Jarrow/Jarrodophilus.asp

Take probiotics. After 2 days you'll feel like a million bucks.

I keep on getting up off the seat & checking to see if im bleeding or something, because it seriously feels like i've swallowed a roto-rooter.

I think someone slipped me some draino in my chicken dinner.

This is just un-natural, i've never seen anything like it in my life.

if there's a 24 hour drugstore near you call them and ask them if they have any probiotics.

haha - pr0 biotics

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some of the top ten would take some beating

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I had something like that for a few days, fucking almost killed me, dont bother going to the doctors they only give you Cipro

Thats the site I was thinking of but I thought it was ratemypoop.com :helpme

Cipro oh shit, i better not have anthrax, though at the moment i feel like it.

I'm pretty sure its from all these pain killers im taking for my broken ankle situation.

Darvocete is cleaning house with a veangance!!!!!!

Once I had constipation ....didn't go for a week.....everytime I burped it smelt like a fart??!!



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It's worse than #5 on rate my poo, next time tonight i have to go i'll take a picture, maybe my poo will be famous.

next time tonight i have to go i'll take a picture, maybe my poo will be famous. [/B][/QUOTE]

Wow......... can I have your autograph?? (after you washed your hands):1orglaugh

This is classic. The man is in serious misery yet struggles through and types it all out for us. That is a trooper.

Actually Darvocet does just the opposite. If you've been taking any antibotics that would do it. If you each yogurt at all.. go buy some Yoplait or one of the ones with active yeat cultures (helps if it's stomach-related). While you're at it grabs some Imodium AD.

I just got dirreah advice from persian kitty, my life is now complete :thumbsup

Its now 1am & i've been sick for almost 8 hours, i took some immodium AD but it looks like its going to be a long night yet. I'll keep you posted, as im sure your all on the edge of your seats :)

just make sure you're not on the edge of your seat pr0

or you'll end up getting some on the floor
:uhoh

one thing i´m sure, when you´re done emptying all your intestines, your guts are gonna hurt like hell.

pr0, i don´t know you (well, you called me a "cunt" on a early thread) but if you smoke too much, drink too much, you´re sensitive to certain medications you´re using heavily, eat lots of fat and have a general unhealthy lifestyle, you might wanna check with your doctor!

i had the same problem and i thought it was just "crapping a lot", and turned out into duodenitis and esophagitis :Oh crap . Maybe you don´t have that, but if it happens again some other day or repeteadly, get checked.

and yes, i expect a lot of flaming for this post, cheers!

make sure you post a pic!! :1orglaugh

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Something similar happened to me a few years ago.

On Wednesday I had the runs. Nothing major.
On Thursday I still had the runs, and it was starting to hurt. I figured the pain was just from my stomach muscles getting too much use, so I took some painkillers and did nothing else.
On Friday I was still in pain plus I had started shitting blood. Just a tiny amount, but I went to see the doctor just incase. Doctor examined me, couldn't find anything so assumed it was from over use of toilet paper - basically I'd wiped myself raw! The doctor gave me some gunk to take to restore lost salts and electrolytes.
On Saturday the pain was unbearable, and I was still shitting blood, plus I was now throwing up. Went to the doctor again - by the time I got there the pain had subsided, as had the diarrhoea. Doctor examined me again (couldn't find anything) so gave me some strong painkillers and asked if I wanted to spend the night in hospital for observation, just as a precaution. Like an idiot I said "no thanks, I'm sure I'll be fine now".

At about 5:00am Sunday morning I was rushed into hospital. The painkillers had worn off about an hour previously, and the pain was so bad that I kept passing out. The diarrhoea had returned, only this time I was shitting ONLY blood!

Turns out I had E.Coli poisoning. I spent the next two days in hospital, doped to the eyeballs (pethedine is great!). By the time I left hospital my arms and legs looked like pincushions from all the needles that had been used to take blood, give painkillers etc...

Pr0, if you've still got the shits tomorrow then go and see a doctor!

Have you tried Imodium AD? I swear to God, it's the single most effective over-the-counter medication I've ever encountered. Take a double dose: You'll be shitting rocks in not time.

Drink lots of water to make up for the loss, one of the painful sides of that is parched and dehydrated if it gets really bad.

shitting blood? that would make it into the top ten on www.ratemypoo.com


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