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Platinum Lantern 07-08-2006 06:44 AM

Selling CRACK (The Drug Game)
 
Ok...
Let me share my past 12 hours with you...
I'm up in the stripclub talking to a dancer friend of mine and she's telling me how she's spending all her free time helping out her cousin's wife (she has 3 children) out and giving money when she can, the reason is that her cousin caught a crack charge (possession with the intent to distribute) and that was the family's sole source of income. She said he was looking at about 18 months in prison.

Now a few hours later I'm up in my favorite nightclub waiting for these rappers to show up and do a few songs for the crowd. Well the rappers finally get there and here is how he warms up the crowd.

"All the independent women out there let me hear you make some noise!"
The women: Yayyyyy!

"All the fellas getting money out there let me hear you make some noise!"
The fellas: Yeaaaaaaah!

"Getting that DRUG MONEY!"
The fellas: Yeaaaaaah!


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MaddCaz 07-08-2006 06:45 AM

Drug Hustle!!! Hove!!!

themanager 07-08-2006 06:46 AM

No way to drugs I still love myself and would want to live long.

Platinum Lantern 07-08-2006 06:47 AM

It's The ROC
(literally)

FlexxAeon 07-08-2006 07:00 AM

typical rap coons :disgust

ClubAdultDesign 07-08-2006 07:03 AM

i saw a cement truck that said "COON" on the side of it yesterday.

needless to say i chuckled.

FlexxAeon 07-08-2006 07:08 AM

:error sorry that was a "knee jerk" reply. i just realized i might need to explain...

a) i'm black
b) i'm a fan of hip hop (as well as create it)
c) i'm used to referring to these clowns u normally hear on the radio/tv as "coons, jig's, etc"

Platinum Lantern 07-08-2006 07:09 AM

"coon" is one of those racial slurs I never quite understood...
I know it's supposed to be a derogatory term for a black person but coon is supposed to be short for RACCOON

Platinum Lantern 07-08-2006 07:11 AM

What up FlexxAeon
Make sure not to let any of these crackers know about the secret handshake and password I've heard some disturbing stories of them being leaked and white men growing bigger penises.

FlexxAeon 07-08-2006 07:17 AM

a coon was someone who is lacking class or dignity. kinda up there with calling someone "ghetto" or "white trash" these days - most likely before it got pegged as a racial slur. that probably stemmed from the raccoon hats the "lower class" people used to wear back then...?

FlexxAeon 07-08-2006 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
What up FlexxAeon
Make sure not to let any of these crackers know about the secret handshake and password I've heard some disturbing stories of them being leaked and white men growing bigger penises.

SHHHHHHHH!

you've said too much already!

Platinum Lantern 07-08-2006 07:32 AM

<Florida Evan's Voice>
DAMN!
DAMN!
DAMN!

Kimo 07-08-2006 07:50 AM

arnt quite a few people on gfy x drug dealers?

Shocking 07-08-2006 08:00 AM

Those dudes make some real money man

babymaker 07-08-2006 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
arnt quite a few people on gfy x drug dealers?

Just Pretend To Be lol :1orglaugh

DBS.US 07-08-2006 08:22 AM

They don't talk like that down here at the beach

BoyAlley 07-08-2006 08:25 AM

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E$_manager 07-08-2006 09:14 AM

no hard drugs, absolutely!

Kimo 07-08-2006 10:26 AM

drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay

fallenmuffin 07-08-2006 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon
typical rap coons :disgust

:1orglaugh

The fact that you're black makes that 100 times funnier.

FlexxAeon 07-08-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
:1orglaugh

The fact that you're black makes that 100 times funnier.

heh...how else should i describe the "coonery" that these rap punks spew these days? :winkwink:

Doctor Dre 07-08-2006 09:37 PM

If the guy is selling rocks and not making enough money to support his family for a couple years ahead, he's doing something wrong.

blazi 07-08-2006 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay

well mmmmmkay then hehe

Nessa85 07-08-2006 09:44 PM

Drugs??... Where!? :winkwink:

ideaworx 07-08-2006 10:20 PM

fire in the hole!

goldrush 07-08-2006 10:24 PM

hugs not drugs

BV 07-08-2006 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
"coon" is one of those racial slurs I never quite understood...
I know it's supposed to be a derogatory term for a black person but coon is supposed to be short for RACCOON


Actually in this case it is short for "baracoon". The slave traders would keep their slaves in baracoons.

FlexxAeon 07-08-2006 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV
Actually in this case it is short for "baracoon". The slave traders would keep their slaves in baracoons.

learn something new everyday. thanks

ProducerCashDave 07-09-2006 12:45 AM

Hey Kids don't do Mary Jewanna mmkay?

sharp 07-09-2006 12:55 AM

how stupid.

goldrush 07-09-2006 05:55 AM

i think crack is good, because it helps to keep the blacks under control.

Platinum Lantern 07-09-2006 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldrush
i think crack is good, because it helps to keep the blacks under control.

And I think crystal meth is GREAT because it's like crack for white people yet it's more harmful than crack turns white people into zombies. And the best thing is you can make it with everyday items.

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american pervert 07-09-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
And I think crystal meth is GREAT because it's like crack for white people yet it's more harmful than crack turns white people into zombies. And the best thing is you can make it with everyday items.

</IGNORANCE CAN WORK BOTH WAYS>


meth kills stupid white people and crack kills stupid black people

we need more of these drugs to help thin out the gene pool

HouseHead 07-09-2006 09:40 AM

Stick to the Scripts. Morphine isnt a drug ;)

Quotealex 07-09-2006 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
If the guy is selling rocks and not making enough money to support his family for a couple years ahead, he's doing something wrong.

That's why dealers barely have enough to good retain a lawyer when they get busted!


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