iPod teen struck by Act of God....god damn...
 

http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/90002/ip...ct-of-god.html


:helpme :helpme

iPod teen struck by Act of God 11:30AM
A 17-year-old US teenager has blamed his iPod for a lighting strike that left him bleeding from his ears and vomiting.
Jason Bunch was mowing the lawn in Castle Rock, Colorado when he saw the storm coming in; the next thing he knew he was in bed, barefoot and having undressed, with no idea how he got there.

The Denver Post reports that his wounds, 'follow the line of his iPod, from his ears down his right side to his hip, where he was carrying the device. The iPod has a hole in the back, and the earbuds have dissolved into green threads.'

Bunch was listening to Metallica when the lightning struck.

The incident was not unique, in that mobile phones have recently been found to increase the severity of injuries sustained by lightning strikes.

Where's the "Ride the Lightning" album cover.

Sweet album.
Dumb ass kid for mowing the lawn in a lightning storm.

On a side note, wish some of that weather would move about 2 hours north to Loveland. Fucking dry ass weather. :(

That musta been a Harvester of Sorrow

or Metallica

or he doesn't like iPod, because they'll be paying out the punani...

There we go.
Thanks man.

No problem :winkwink:


It was the first thing that popped into my head too :1orglaugh

For those that haven't met my buddy Jebus, here he is. He says fuck the lightning, "Keep on rockin!"
http://www.spiketechnical.com/Jebus.jpg

LOL. Thats fucked.

I felt sorry for this kid. For about 35 seconds. He had a good fifteen minutes to get in from the storm. Fifteen minute warning and the stupid kid still ignores the storm. Eh, I did stupider things when I was a kid though. Way stupider. I once stuck my cock inside a jar of jalapeño peppers. Let?s just say that I probably felt close to what that kid felt like, except I didn?t have the luxury of passing out.

Owww, and the point of that was?

Yea. Not even kids do stupid stuff. I made some habanero salsa once, hastily washed my hands and then took a leak.... Next time I'm scouring the first four layers of epidermis off my hands and forearms before attempting such a maneuver.

:1orglaugh I have that video.

Honestly, I don't remember why I stuck my dick in there. I was like 10 or 11 at the time. All I know is it something that I will never do again. Ever. Felt like getting stung by a thousand fire ants for about three hours. Worst part was I couldn't tell my parents or anything lmao. "Uh.. dad... I kind of... 'accidentally' stuck my dick in this jar of jalapenos... heh...". Either I would have got smacked in the face and told to never misuse food or smacked in the face and told never to speak of it again.

Oh god damn it I thought I destroyed all those copies :mad: Oprah swore to me she had given me every last one! :Oh crap

I wonder if you threw the jar of jalapenos or away, or left it there for the pleasure of everyone eating it..

LOL :thumbsup Naaa, I threw it away. Nobody in my family likes spicy food but me anyways, they think one pepper on something ruins the flavor :Oh crap

Thats not too bad though.. I stuck my dick in peanut butter once though at my own defense I was highly drunk.

Ah? the old drunkardness?peanutbutterness?calamity situation. Happens all the time, especially with malt liquors. I hear in Arkansas you get bonus points for a drunkardness-peanutbutterness-calamitious-doglickity situation.

That reminds me, I've got to get some music here. My office is so quiet it drives me nuts.

Nah sticking your dick inside a jalapeno jar tops it all

hes going to sue and win :1orglaugh

I have been thinking of getting an ipod.

i hope this thread made you rethink that.

rofl
I once was cooking peppers and I went to take a piss... this hurt sooooooo much.

IS he gonna sue ipod now or what ? lol