Mahatma Ghandi had problems...
 

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ..................
















































A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

No response huh?? Try this one then.

This dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, buys a drink and chugs it then says " Gimme one for the road..."

Dude, you can't make Ghandi jokes, lol. That's just not right.

But i'm all for dyslexic guy jokes :)

And then there was the optician who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself...

Ghandi was a wife beater.
-The more you know! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh