exitexchange retardation
 

this is mostly the same old story except it provides some of the language used in the patent:

"directed to a post-session advertising system that may be used in media such as computers, personal digital assistants, telephones, televisions, radios and similar devices," according to the filing.

"A viewer initiates a load-triggering event and in response, a post-session platform is opened to display a post-session display in the background of the media," the filing reads.

so pathetic. i think this line in the article sums it up perfectly:

"A child, with the help of his patent attorney father, recently seized on a patent for swinging sideways on a playground swing, for example. "