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TexasDreams 07-07-2006 01:21 AM

If the GFY search could be DRASTICALLY improved...
 
Could you live with a 36-hour downtime for database re-indexing and re-coding???

A lot of people bitch for a solution. Sadly the only way to get there means a big site outage. Enquiring server gerbils REALLY want to know. :helpme

Dagwolf 07-07-2006 01:23 AM

I could live with that if I knew it was coming. Don't surprise me. :)

gooddomains 07-07-2006 01:23 AM

I'm in for it, if it really improves the search function.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-07-2006 01:23 AM

sure, let us all get a good 36 hours worth of work in :thumbsup

cranki 07-07-2006 01:23 AM

If people would fucking use it, YESSSS!!!! PLEASSEEEE!!!! I hate wasting my time with people posting the same stuff over and over again...

just for your entertainment, here's something I just figured out:
goto: www.google.com
typein: miserable failure
hit: i'm feeling lucky

:1orglaugh fucking hilarious!!!!!!!

Pimpin_J 07-07-2006 01:24 AM

I'd cry like a whiny little bitch!!!

TexasDreams 07-07-2006 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I could live with that if I knew it was coming. Don't surprise me. :)

I'll be sure to ban you before I start the next upgrade. :winkwink:

BusterBunny 07-07-2006 01:26 AM

never had problems with search, but the masses are tired of eating cake.....

jt420 07-07-2006 01:35 AM

id love to be able to get results from the search plus i could get some work done if gfy went done for that long

Tempest 07-07-2006 01:42 AM

As long as one could actually search for something after the fact then shut it down.. no biggie...

$5 submissions 07-07-2006 01:48 AM

I'll take the downtime

SmutGiant 07-07-2006 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
sure, let us all get a good 36 hours worth of work in :thumbsup

excellent response :thumbsup

biftek 07-07-2006 01:56 AM

i'll take the downtime ,

madawgz 07-07-2006 01:57 AM

sure, go for it :) if it will make the board better

Screaming 07-07-2006 01:58 AM

take it down for 2 days if you have 2

baddog 07-07-2006 01:58 AM

yeah, the search works for the most part, but there are searches that don't seem to function, so it would be nice if it did

Jace 07-07-2006 02:08 AM

like baddog said, the search usually works for me, but I get the occasional white page

regardless, it is just a forum....36 hours ain't that bad....I actually thought you were talking a week or so

OG LennyT 07-07-2006 02:12 AM

36-48 hrs = no sweat

darksoul 07-07-2006 02:15 AM

I say take it down for about two months.
I'm sure everyone will survive.

tASSy 07-07-2006 02:16 AM

yeah i agree, the search function now *uuuuuuusually* works for me, but GFY is slow as always (i blame the intricate sigs, you know i'd never blame you TD!!!) help!

:winkwink:

darksoul 07-07-2006 02:20 AM

btw, you don't need to take gfy down to build your index.
Just build the index on a slave and mod the search function to use that server.

godisdead 07-07-2006 02:32 AM

Yes! Yes! Yes! Make the damn search function work!!!
36 hrs. Come on! That's nothing compared to the time one could save with a decent search tool. By all means do it. Announce the time before you do and it will be just fine. :thumbsup

pornstar2pac 07-07-2006 02:34 AM

as long as it doesn't effect Lensman golf schedule, I'm cool with it

GoNe 07-07-2006 02:43 AM

I say do it. :)

GregE 07-07-2006 02:47 AM

Sounds good to me.

Go for it! :thumbsup

munki 07-07-2006 03:19 AM

You've never let us down TD!!!

Cap'n make it so...

polle54 07-07-2006 03:28 AM

well what is major downtime?

is it a couple of days? a week? a month????

Kevsh 07-07-2006 03:43 AM

No one can cry like a bitch if the site is down :)
Go for it.

martinsc 07-07-2006 03:46 AM

go for it :thumbsup

Playa-Deak 07-07-2006 03:48 AM

Do it, most ppl need to step away from GFY a day or two anyways... :pimp

Kimo 07-07-2006 04:07 AM

hell i dont care, you make the call!

notabook 07-07-2006 04:31 AM

That?s not what you should be asking yourself Texas. You should be asking yourself if the GFY search feature could be drastically improved? would people use it instead of posting the same shit 1,000 times over again and again?

Jace 07-07-2006 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54
well what is major downtime?

is it a couple of days? a week? a month????

LOL...did you even read his post?

scottybuzz 07-07-2006 04:34 AM

search working quick for me, though last couple of days has been a little tedious

drama 07-07-2006 05:35 AM

I still dont get why you dont build your own off-server search. I've managed to write shit which searched not only GFY but many many other adult and non-adult forums and never have the problems you guys do!

tASSy 07-07-2006 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drama
I still dont get why you dont build your own off-server search. I've managed to write shit which searched not only GFY but many many other adult and non-adult forums and never have the problems you guys do!

wait, you don't have the same problems that the biggest adult industry message board has?! why not? oh wait, that's right - you're nobody. who's been pinging your server harder than i'd beat your mom with a baseball bat? oh yah. no one.

if you want to brag about your script kiddie m4d $k177$, perhaps you should email TexasDreams directly with more specific information about your genius brain? just a thought, perhaps your could collaborate. :2 cents:

The Sultan Of Smut 07-07-2006 05:48 AM

I could definitely live with the down time, let 'er rip!

Chris 07-07-2006 06:30 AM

best bet is to do it at the strart a big industery show so gfy is slower than normal already
;)

TurboAngel 07-07-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Could you live with a 36-hour downtime for database re-indexing and re-coding???

A lot of people bitch for a solution. Sadly the only way to get there means a big site outage. Enquiring server gerbils REALLY want to know. :helpme



Wow 36-hour downtime? Now you know the GFY addicts will be flipping.:winkwink: I on the other hand would be fine with it.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :winkwink:

candyflip 07-07-2006 08:40 AM

I don't care about improving so much as I care that it works. I can handle some downtime.

BoyAlley 07-07-2006 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
I'll be sure to ban you before I start the next upgrade. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tony286 07-07-2006 08:43 AM

I dont understand why gfy doesnt license google search for this. Its not like they dont make enough money to afford it lol

Gerco 07-07-2006 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Could you live with a 36-hour downtime for database re-indexing and re-coding???

A lot of people bitch for a solution. Sadly the only way to get there means a big site outage. Enquiring server gerbils REALLY want to know. :helpme

I used to LOVE the search option. Maybe fixing it will cut down on all the double triple posting we see now. I say go for it. I use to use GFY to research problems, but that became worthless a long time ago. Bring back a good search.

CaptainHowdy 07-07-2006 08:54 AM

Thanks for the heads up :)

WarChild 07-07-2006 08:54 AM

My background is in Database Architecture, and I just don't see how GFY could take 36 hours to re-index. ItIt can't be that large of a database, really.

Some of the databases I've designed and worked on handle more transactions per day than GFY has posts overall with very complicated indexes and can be completely reindexed in far less than 36 hours.

Just out of curiousity, what am I missing here?

WarChild 07-07-2006 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy
why not? oh wait, that's right - you're nobody.

Becareful, the pink isn't hiding your true colors at the moment.

Please tell us more about who's somebody and who isn't from your perch high above us all as what again? Flashcap rep? Epassporte rep? Lofty heights indeed!

Pete-KT 07-07-2006 09:19 AM

We can send them to a temporary GFY ;)

Spunky 07-07-2006 09:19 AM

I'm breaking into a sweat thinking about it :glugglug

TurboAngel 07-07-2006 09:35 AM

But if you could don't do it today hun.

:)

pussyluver 07-07-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drama
I still dont get why you dont build your own off-server search. I've managed to write shit which searched not only GFY but many many other adult and non-adult forums and never have the problems you guys do!


Think he wants your job TD!!!

Do what ya gotta. If it were me, I think I'd go for the improvements. What would be the down side? The other adult boards might get a shot in the arm. For sure their activity would be up during the down time. You'd have the "Make Good" hassel with your advertisers. Don't know how your contracts read, but suspect the advertisers will want something.

Other downsides might be? Headaches of tech staff if something goes burp along the way.

Upsides would be less bitching about the search feature. Suspect you have a list of things to fix. The down time would give you the opportunity to go down your list...

Call it 48 hours so when you do it in 36, you look good. You know users will still find something to bitch about.

Good luck


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