do you know what's 20 times better than fucking?
 

sitting on the toilet and listening to the latest Red Hot Chilly Peppers on your iPod while taking a dump !!!!!!!!

This is the closest to the ultimate happiness you'll ever get, you won't think about your bitchy girfriend, you mortgage, your car payments, scammers, enemies, nuclear wars, global warming - it all disappears and what is left is total peace and harmony!

i guess so....

but id put gambling infront of taking a shit

id rather be fucking

i would say crystal meth is up there. seriously =/

Unless you are trying to squeeze out one of those shits that feels like it's the size of a fucking beer can.

Ive been getting tired of coffee..

PS - If taking a shit is better than fucking to you...dude, either you are doing the fucking wrong or I am doing the shitting wrong.

the new rhcp is awesome.... snow, wet sand and tell me baby are my favorites :thumbsup

it is awesome CD(s), don't know the track names coz I uploaded them to my mp3 player and the names are not there but No4 (Stadium Arcadium?) from the one CD and No 14 from the other are my favourites

that is a good CD... downloaded from Morpheus last night : )