Anyone need a good laugh? (Alienq Looking for Full Time Work)
 

this was posted on another board.....contact info removed just cause i felt like it

Yea the thread is actually quite hillarious ... poor dude.

I wish him the best, but I doubt he'll find a job. A week ago he was on the same board claiming 80 k a year was peanuts...

what did that guy do?

Fuck him i owe him one :321GFY

the guy is a fucking idiot, probably one of the only people i seriously dislike in this world.

i lost respect for him after he repeatedly told me that he would like my plane to crash even if other people were on it. :1orglaugh well thats not funny but he is an idiot.

also loved how he called me grandma an idiot. :1orglaugh :upsidedow

i mean look at his website, i am sorry it is a joke.

i am gonna look through the other boards i want to make fun of him, can you give me a hint?

:1orglaugh

This guy is totally NUTS. He is mentally ill. FUCKED right up. A total idiot.

gimme a D, gimme an R, gimme an A, gimme an M ....::: bends cheerleader over and fucks her raw :::::::

This is the epitome of what happens when you try and come off as something you are not. I have seen this a lot in this industry and they always end like this........ sad, really.

This is why I always advise anyone new I deal with, "NEVER try and be something you aren't, it rarely ever pays off in the end. I teach my kids the same thing and I live by these words. :)

11 years of design and still sucks, that's sad

feel sorry for him :(

alien q is a good guy :)

....alienq invented looking for full time work....

Designers have it rough. I don't know too many wealthy ones.

The ones that have their shit together and work hard make money.

But it's not like you're supposed to become a millionaire... in the print compagny we hire them straight out of school for 10-12 bucks CND an hour ...

Leave the poor guy alone

LOL say it on JBM ... Seems he needs work... if he would have been nice to me I have a ton

I hope he'll get better, in fact, I'm sure that he will because he knows how to make great designs which sell well.

Laughing at him at probably the worst moment of his life shows what kind of person you are and, believe me, you really shouldn't like what you see in the mirror.

after years of insults and wishing death upon loved ones, I think laughing at a souless person is exactly what is needed

to be honest, I would never wish death upon someone, or even to be hurt physically...but if this moment alien is experiencing ends up with him living in a van down by the river, I would not be upset in the least....he is a cruel heartless person that has serious mental issues and doesn't care about anyone around him except those pushing money his way, and the world needs WAY less people like him

Don't get upset. Laugh all you want, if you will.

Just don't do it in public because that adds to the humiliation more than everything else.

This doesn't make you that much different from him and his confused perceptions of the world, doesn't it?

Just move on and leave him be.

I don't know the guy, never worked with him, just can't help feeling sorry for someone who falls that hard.

Lol, he could have kept milking gfy is he would have just toned it down and been even the slightest bit humble. He continued over and over always coming across as a pompous antagonistic know it all looking to fight with whomever disagreed with him.

Also, there's been quite a few "alienq owes me money" threads over the last few months and his rep in here is basically ruined even besides all his bannings. I keep thinking that these tough times for him will humble him and give him a new perspective on how he expresses himself. Yet after each banning and sob story thread he just goes right back to the same old antagonistic routine.

I am not upset in the least, and I really am not laughing, and I do feel kind of sorry for anyone in that position...the humor comes from the fact that I spent an entire night just a month ago trying to explain to him why he was destined to fail in his business because of the shit he starts. He didn't want to hear any of it and said he was where he wanted to be in this biz.

and don't you ever put me on the same level as that heartless zombie, I care about anyone around me and have compassion for other living things, he does not, he lives to crush and spread hate any chance he gets.

Trust me, if you followed this board a little closer you wouldn't feel that way. The reason he isn't able to respond to this thread is because he's been banned............ for the 7th time.

I don't say that, I just don't like it when someone falls on the ground and others come to kick him some more.

Perhaps you have your good reasons to do it, I don't know what's the beef between you too; I was just saying that once he's so down, you should step back and let him be regardless of what happened before.

Let's not make this a fight, ok? :pimp

What goes around comes around...

That could happen to a lot of people, I have no problem with AlienQ he never did anything wrong to me:2 cents: :thumbsup

So many in here have tried to set him straight and help him see what other's think of him when he behaves the way he does, yet he continues to ignore any advice and marches on to the beat of his own drum.

ok, how about this....

AlienQ if you are reading this, I have an offer for you. I know what it is like to be down and out, so I need a tour done. I can't pay insane industy rates, but money is money, right? I was going to give the job to one of my budget designers, but I am always up for helping someone else out while they are down.

contact me jace (at) justjace (dot) com

just a simple two page nasty hardcore tour for tabithastoybox.com

I am not fighting, this is just conversation :)

if I was fighting I would use these :mad: and a lot of these !!!!! haha

:thumbsup

he's so dumb, really

no coment!

I looked at his contwent and on first look it was good, so asked how much he wanted for it.

For the price he quoted I could of flown to LE, booked the model, location, shot it (better then him) and probably fucked the model as well. :1orglaugh

When I asked him why it was such a crazy price he told me because he had shot it and he brought something new to porn. Or words to that effect. It was on ICQ and I deleted him.

I actually thought his content was quite good, too bad he had his green colored glasses on

alienq invented porn

How does anyone know any of that post is legit?
What a sec, why do I care? Why am I even reading this ... i'm back to bed.

Anyone can hit a bad patch and I usually feel sorry for people when they do. I've been there and had to pick myself up from right at the very bottom a couple of times.

However, when a guy has gone out of his way to self-destruct, been abusive to anyone and everyone who tried to help, 'crossed the line' with his abuse as often as he did and after 10+ years as a 'designer' still only has average skills there can be little or no sympathy.

The writing was on the wall in ten mile high letters. If the guy is too stupid and arrogant to bother reading it and taking note, how much sympathy can you have? None.

Hungryman part 2? :1orglaugh

Yeah his content is decent, but he completely priced himself out of the market. He kept referring to "backers", so maybe he was forced to price it that high, or maybe he just didn't understand the market before he dove head first into it.

I printed that out and hung it on my fridge.

Poor guy, he deserve a job :P

Seriously, what a douche.

You're heard of burning bridges? He burns them while hes still STANDING on them.

First fight we ever had:

He was on the board wishing death on me WHILE WE WERE ON ICQ discussing a design job I had for him. LMAO

That's a special kinda stupid.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
mean but funny

i wish him good luck

I'm not kidding either.

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lol :1orglaugh

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Was that the job he screwed up a couple months ago where he just decided at the end he didn't need to finish the agreed upon work and wouldn't refund anything?

No this was back during the Headless drama. I was never stupid enough to actually give him money.

We all have rough times, emotionally and or financially, but those times get worse if you are abusive to others.

The letter is bad enough, you don't need to post examples of his work next to it :1orglaugh