I am going to be testing out a new pickup line this weekend
 

"May I not charge into your grandiose crotch entrance without hesitation?"

I think the girls will think I am some kind of romantic Shakespeare and will want me to have my way with them in the back of a panel van that I will have waiting outside. What do you think?

Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh So.... How was Slayer?

It fucking kicked ass. :thumbsup

i dont think i will be using that one. good luck though

I'll try that one too. :)

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try this one also: "will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

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I'm sure it'll be as successful as all your others! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hm, good luck!

I guess that's a great one, the romantic approach could definitely work :thumbsup

and the girl will respond with a... excuse me?!?:error

only works with semi-educated chicks... some tramp won't get it and a bookworm bitch will prolly just hit you in the face :(

Crotch is such an ugly word.

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it is not about the line it is about your vibration and chemical structure. Then every line would work