I am going to be testing out a new pickup line this weekend

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    I am going to be testing out a new pickup line this weekend

    "May I not charge into your grandiose crotch entrance without hesitation?"

    I think the girls will think I am some kind of romantic Shakespeare and will want me to have my way with them in the back of a panel van that I will have waiting outside. What do you think?
  • DateDoc
    Outside looking in.
    • Feb 2005
    • 14243

    #2
    Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!

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    • Chio The Pirate
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 946

      #3
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      • Shoehorn!
        Die With Your Boots On
        • Oct 2003
        • 22872

        #4
        Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
        So.... How was Slayer?
        It fucking kicked ass.

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        • soulbleed
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2005
          • 2606

          #5
          i dont think i will be using that one. good luck though

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by BusterPorn
            Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!
            I'll try that one too.

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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692

              #7


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              • CamsLord
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2006
                • 3663

                #8
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                • Nismo
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 4977

                  #9
                  try this one also: "will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"
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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nismo
                    try this one also: "will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

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                    • fatal attraction
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6522

                      #11
                      I'm sure it'll be as successful as all your others!

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                      • sharp
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 7006

                        #12
                        hm, good luck!

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                        • cranki
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5162

                          #13
                          I guess that's a great one, the romantic approach could definitely work

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #14
                            and the girl will respond with a... excuse me?!?


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                            • cranki
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 5162

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Vitasoy
                              and the girl will respond with a... excuse me?!?
                              only works with semi-educated chicks... some tramp won't get it and a bookworm bitch will prolly just hit you in the face

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                              • Dagwolf
                                President of Canada
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 23141

                                #16
                                Crotch is such an ugly word.
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                                • VicD
                                  ICQ: 304-611-162
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 13245

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BusterPorn
                                  Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!

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                                  • martinsc
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 27043

                                    #18
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                                    • Peace
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 5883

                                      #19
                                      it is not about the line it is about your vibration and chemical structure. Then every line would work
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