Fuck You JimmyReject Jokes About Sex With Children Aint Funny
 

Those kid jokes arent funny, id remove that shit now you dumb fuck.

Just to make sure I got your attention, and anyone elses, what the fuck is your problem?

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... and that goes for those ones about the Catholic Church as well!

Some things are just too serious to be joked about. And I decide what those things are (just in case anyone was wondering).

(Not to mention jokes about the Irish! They really piss me off. I have some good friends that come from there. So watch it!)

I'm Irish (i'm multi fucking cultural actually)

I think irish jokes are great. Anyone who can't laugh at themselves is feeling might fucking insecure.

Why'd ya have to ruin a good thread like that, chodadog? I hate it when people make it clear that a sense of humour is subjective :mad:

I think that really depends on the punchline, don't you...for instance:

A kid and a pedophile are walking through a graveyard at dusk and the kid remarks to the pedophile: "This sure is scary."
The pedophile replies: At least you don't have to walk out of here alone."

That kid joke, CLEARY, is funny.

Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.

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A young girl goes to her father and says: "Dad, can I go to the prom?"
He leers at her and says: "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first."

Well, the girl really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly she pulls down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks up at him and says: "Dad, you're dick tastes like shit!"
He says, "I know. FADE19 wanted to go too."

See now that's cleary not funny because the joke is:

Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. All the girls at the Rape Crisis center.


Good counter point. This is why I come to GYF, lively debate.

No I dont find it funny, and I think youre an idiot who needs a feel a little more pain in your life and when enough people wish it that dream will come true...

That's bloody absurd.

Next you're going to tell us that kiddie jokes aren't funny because somebody fucked your 11 year old cousin.

They're fucking jokes, dude, lighten the FUCK up.

He must have contracted Unseenworld-itus.

It causes an uncontrollable clenching of the anus and is basically like a lobotomy of the sense of humor part of the brain.

Fletchie, you smoke too much pot to be this sensitive. :winkwink:

Jokes about breaking a 3 year olds pelvis, and watching a 6 year old cry on a witness stand are not funny... your sense of humor proves your are nothing. No sense to continue this debate with someone who obviously doesnt know the value of the words they shuffle for reply.

See you in your dreams fucker.

What about this one:

"A woman gets raped in South Africa every 90 seconds"
"Oh... poor woman"

Was that OK? I thought that was pretty funny even though it obviously involved rape.

What else?
"There's a fly in my soup...." (bla bla). Now, this involves cruelty to animals as well!!! Shock horror! Must be a no-no, right? :glugglug

C'mon, fess up; the grim reaper pissed on your Post Toasties this morning.

Who the fuck talks like that?

Besides you're missing the point of the joke: that wouldn't even happen, god bless the ankle biters, little kids' bones are like rubber bands!

My nuts itch.

I'm going to light a candle for that woman in Africa who got raped. You are all sick.

Personally I dont joke about rape either, I guess we differ in many areas I suppose.

fucking commie

We read different books.

Guess so...judging by the way you talk I'd guess you alternate between the Book of Mormon and Spawn comics.

You will think about me during your sleep tonight, and I will be the first thing you think of when you wake up. Watch.

Dude I fall asleep next to a fine ass looking woman, that will not ever happen.

Trust me from what I hear of Fletch from BP, the gal he sleeps with at night is pretty hot too.

Fletch XXX please lighten up, they are jokes. Go have a a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.


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I agree with Fletch. They are not funny, or even midly amusing. It is my opinion that anyone that finds humor in "sick jokes" has a mental problem.

It is my opinion that anyone who thinks people that find sick jokes funny have mental problems...has mental problems!!

I sold all my Spawn way back around when the movie came out, hadda go find 'em in the basement at my Mamma house but there they were, mint, bagged and boarded.

Made a tidy penny, but I think I spent it all on strippers.

I had a double of issue 1 which I kept.

Heres a joke for you.

Why can't you circumcise Fletch XXX?

There's no end to that prick.

It's my opinion that the jokes are funny. And opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. If I have mental problems then at least i'm smiling and not getting worked up over minor shit on a message board.

In case anyone missed them these are the jokes I posted which I stand by as being very funny.

What's the worst part about fucking a 3 year old?
: Hearing her pelvis crack

What's the best part about raping a 6 year old in the ass?
: Watching her breakdown and cry on the witness stand

How do you stop a baby from choking?
: Take your dick out of its mouth

You know I just looked on Ebay and Spawn 1 is only selling for $5

I think the bottom has officially dropped out of the comics market. I think, when I sold mine, issue 1 alone was worth at least a lap dance in the back room.

Hey JimmyReject, ICQ up my man jimmyf and we'll start the Jimmy Family.

We'll have way better logos then the Boneprone Family and a real secret handshake.

It's a cultural thing too for some reason. British sense of humour is often different from that of the US and often much darker - never been too sure why that is.

JimmyReject:

Their are several types of people. Those with class, those with low class, those without class, and pond scum. Four guesses.

The Jimmy Triple Threat

Since I'm now being likened to pond scum I might as well help my status ...


What do you get when you jam a fork in a baby's head?
I don't know about you, but I get a boner.


IT'S A JOKE SO CALM DOWN!

They may be funny in isolation, but posted in a thread that also contained pictures of the acts in your jokes makes it very not funny.

Its all about of context and that really wasnt the right place to post shit like that.


Jayson

These are not jokes. They are without any humor. They are the product of a sick mind. They are on the same footing as displaying CP.

So your saying there were pictures of a three and six year old getting fucked. A baby chocking on a cock.

And you're calling me on this. I don't think i'm the sick one, I think you are for looking at that stuff.

I didn't say I wasn't a sick fuck who finds humour in twisted things but comparing A JOKE to Child Porn as being on the same footing is retarded.

JimmyReject:

I repeat they are not jokes. Finding humor in them is on the same mental level as finding pleasure in viewing CP.

The best point made in this thread so far was the one about context.

Ok, back to my candle.

If you believe that you are borderline retarded. Next you'll be saying I support Bestiality cos I once made a joke about Bin Laden having sex with a camel.

As for context, yes I agree that is a valid point but the thread was about some site having kiddy porn, not a thread started by an abused child.

If it had been about someone being raped I'd never of posted rape jokes in there. If it had been a thread about a rape website then i'd post a rape joke.

I'm sick but not heartless.

He is.

No I am not, but take a look at the posts - it was fairly evident that the links posted contained Child Porn. The thread was about Child Porn sites for god sake and your posting jokes about it.


Jayson

hahaha

has anyone ever heard the words "freedom of speech"?

I maintain my position. Only a sick mind can find humor in that kind of garbage.

No such thing on a privately owned message board. Ask AaronM.

:1orglaugh you're right. however, i was not talking about this board but in general. any guy can post on his site whatever he wants as long as it doesn't condone hatred, racism, etc, etc, etc.

it amazes me how can anyone whine both against COPA and against someone's right to speak freely - because those jokes are EXACTLY free speech.

hypocracy at it's finest :disgust

PrOView:

I think you are the only one here that has said anything about free speech. The subject is not free speech.

The subject is these, sick humorless "jokes", that sick minds find humor in.

I'm glad that I don't get offended, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy all of these jokes, ha ha ha.

Seriously though, I don't think that there's anything in this world that can offend me, you can say that I have no class or have a sick mind or whatever, but I'd never act like a pansy complaining about shit like this.

The jokes are just to get a few laughs, it's not like I hear that joke about fucking a 3 year old and think "damn, that sounds like a great idea", loosen up a little.

Slick:

They are not jokes. They are not the least bit amusing. They are totally devoid of humor. They are the products of sick minds and only sick minds could find any humor in that type of garbage.

If you find humor in them then you too have a sick mind. There are certain lines that anyone with a modicum of decency will not cross.