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TheFLY 06-04-2002 12:56 AM

Do fat bitches give good head?
 
Do you think fat girls are more likely to suck dick? Or do you think they have less confidence and are less likely to be the dick suckers...?

What's the psychological profile of a dick sucker...? GFY minds want to know.

Peace.

TheFLY 06-04-2002 12:57 AM

If any ladies want to curse me out -- here is my sig.

bdld 06-04-2002 12:57 AM

why do fat girls give better head?



... because they have to.

drumsicle 06-04-2002 01:00 AM

The first girl that ever game me head was fat. It was fucking great!

TheFLY 06-04-2002 01:09 AM

I'm thinking that every girl that gives head is hoping to get fucked... what's why you shouldn't warn them that you're about to blow your load in their mouth -- they just want to get fucked....

titmowse 06-04-2002 01:12 AM

you never have won a longest thread contest have you pete?

Brown Bear 06-04-2002 01:16 AM

Fat chicks should be thankful for any cock they get, so they better damn well give good head.

lagwagon 06-04-2002 01:16 AM

fuck yeah they do... or least the ones i have gotten head from... they have to.. and i also agree that they are hoping that they are going to get fucked, but if you decide not to they are so happy to have a dick in their mouth that they finish that shit off... fucking fat bitches, they need love to you know. :Graucho

Fletch XXX 06-04-2002 01:16 AM

Yes they do...

titmowse 06-04-2002 01:18 AM

okay. i'll play.

can fat guys even find their dicks so they can receive head?

wizardmerlin 06-04-2002 01:21 AM

Its not how fat or ugly or dirty they are. It is if they are married or not. Married = no dick sucking for husband.

JimmyReject 06-04-2002 01:22 AM

I don't think size matters.

Or that's what the girls have told me after i've droped my pants.

JimmyReject 06-04-2002 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wizard
Married = no dick sucking for husband.
That better be a dirty lie or i'm never getting hitched.

bhutocracy 06-04-2002 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
okay. i'll play.

can fat guys even find their dicks so they can receive head?

you're supposed to lose half an inch of cock for every howevermany pounds you put on after a certain weight.. every 30 or 40 pounds I think it was..

bhutocracy 06-04-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wizard
Its not how fat or ugly or dirty they are. It is if they are married or not. Married = no dick sucking for husband.
heheh.. yeah.. I don't get any of that :( - been with her for 8 years..

Babaganoosh 06-04-2002 01:36 AM

My first blowjob ever was from a skinny girl. My best blowjob was from a skinny girl. But the most blowjobs have been given by fat chicks. Not bad, not good, but better than jerking off either way.

TheFLY 06-04-2002 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
you never have won a longest thread contest have you pete?
Why waste your time flirting when you could be at my apartment doing the deed?

Any time will do...

TheFLY 06-04-2002 01:43 AM

I have a confession -- I go to Dennys at 4am -- I pick up fat girls -- I drive them home and pay them for head...

Usually I offer them cash and then they say they would rather do it for free... I tell them I'm really "hard up" -- that seems to work... and with fat chicks I don't have to worry about them going psycho on me -- they're used to dirt bags like TheFLY...

titmowse 06-04-2002 01:56 AM

geeze pete. tell me you don't have any guns in the house. you're scaring me :Hollering

TheFLY 06-04-2002 02:03 AM

HAhAHAHA!!!

Yes I am scary...

Why are girls so paranoid...? You watch too much TV...

dank 06-04-2002 02:49 AM

Maybe Boneprone should replace me with you in these galleries!

http://www.boneprone.com/kathy

Anal Hobbit 06-04-2002 03:14 AM

Dank is one of a kind.

Sugarpuss 06-04-2002 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JimmyReject


That better be a dirty lie or i'm never getting hitched.


its a big lie!!!!!!!

Milton 06-04-2002 06:00 AM

fat bitches have big pussy

InsaneMidget 06-04-2002 06:19 AM

sick

yys 06-04-2002 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Do you think fat girls are more likely to suck dick?

Peace.


Hell yes and they treat you like a King, even if your shitty to them.

RedShoe 06-04-2002 07:17 AM

According to the New England medical journal, "Fat bitches do indeed give better head"

It's a proven fact.

Jakke PNG 06-04-2002 07:51 AM

My 'fat' bitch gives excellent head.
She's not THAT fat (like me) but not an american model for sure.

Nyght 06-04-2002 10:38 AM

Fat girls give head more often and better because they are fixated on oral gratification which also tends to make them fat.

Cheshire 06-04-2002 10:40 AM

I love how TGF is hesitant to call his girl fat, but has no problem referring to her as his bitch. hahaha!:winkwink:

cherrylula 06-04-2002 10:47 AM

I was once told by a male pornstar that big girls give the best blowjobs.

He told me this sort of hush hush, cause there was a big girl in the next room, but he said in all honesty that they just seem to be more hungry for everything, and that they are the best. He mentioned a bbw orgy he had been a part of, and said it was the best cocksucking experience he'd ever had...

This guy has had lots of pussy, he's banged playboy bunnies and more, and speaks from experience. I take his word on this.

Cheshire 06-04-2002 10:57 AM

What about skinny girls who'd rather give head than suck on a pack of ice cream bars?
You know, that high protein, low fat diet :thumbsup

Jakke PNG 06-04-2002 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
I love how TGF is hesitant to call his girl fat, but has no problem referring to her as his bitch. hahaha!:winkwink:
Well, she likes being my 'little' whore :thumbsup
She's mean if I call her fat or grab her love handles, but she has no objections of being called sluts, whore, bitch whatever. :)

yys 06-04-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
What about skinny girls who'd rather give head than suck on a pack of ice cream bars?
You know, that high protein, low fat diet :thumbsup

Any girl who'd rather give a couple hood waxes a day in place of eating ice cream is o.k. in my books. :thumbsup

Deb 06-04-2002 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
okay. i'll play.

can fat guys even find their dicks so they can receive head?

ROFL!! You go girl!

*Hugs*
Deb

Brad Mitchell 06-04-2002 12:01 PM

"Its not how fat or ugly or dirty they are. It is if they are married or not. Married = no dick sucking for husband." -Wizard

Oh I don't know about that... my wife gives head like a pornstar (and no, she's never been in porno... or fucked Boneprone) -LOL

If my married sex was scarce or bad I probably wouldn't stay married...!!

Brad

MrBandwidth 06-04-2002 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SinEmpire
"Oh I don't know about that... my wife gives head like a pornstar (and no, she's never been in porno... or fucked Boneprone) -LOL

Brad

Can I tell her that the next time I see her!?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bob

kmanrox 06-04-2002 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
why do fat girls give better head?



... because they have to.

precisely!

Va2k 06-04-2002 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Do you think fat girls are more likely to suck dick? Or do you think they have less confidence and are less likely to be the dick suckers...?

What's the psychological profile of a dick sucker...? GFY minds want to know.

Peace.

Well I have had good and bad with phat chicks I have had phat chicks barf on my man hood when it ticled their throat too much. But I have had phat chicks swallow as well and make my man hood feel oh so good. But my fetish is the tall skinny bone showing little titties girl ya know the one that looks like she sticks her whole hand down her throat to barf up dinner :1orglaugh

Right now I'm at the point of my life where I do not care if they are plump skinny as long as they shave they don't have rolls of plab that would make the dough boy look skinny and they must not stink on have a stach. < Shrugs > Maybe that is why im still single

Cheshire 06-04-2002 12:17 PM

Play some good techno beats in the backround, and any girl with decent rhythem should be able to give a championship performance.

Rochard 06-04-2002 01:01 PM

I never had a fat chick so I wouldn't know. I"m not about to try it ether.


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