Laid from MySpace chicks?
 

It's happened once from me, and I SWEAR its on the way to happening again...

Anyone else get any bonafied punany from MiEspacio?

too easy. plus...chics post comments. my other chics see the comments. fucks up my game.

so i stick to offline ass.

Does a blowjob at Starbucks count?

thats why you dont tell every bitch that shes your girl

No shit? How'd you pull that off?

I plan to write a book, so you have to wait... :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i will not touch myspace with a 10ft poll........

scared to find out it's an ugly ass dude

I don't. But every girl likes to think that. so i sacrafice myspace ass. big deal. the offline stuff is just as easy.

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/628685-meeting-girls-myspace.html

I posted a couple of stories on that thread.

DONT DO IT!

SERIOUSLY!

about a month ago I started msging this girl I saw on myspace in my local area. on the 2nd week we decided she should come over to my house and meet up so we could talk(fuck) whatever.

anyways, she comes over, she seems cool. pretty, tall, about 6'1, very very cute, cute little curvey tits. i'm just stoked. we cuddle down into my sofa and turn on my big screen and start watching some movie she picks out on tv, just chattering away about random jibber jabber. all of a sudden she excuses herself to goto the bathroom and I think nothing of it. about 10 minutes go by and I start to think WTF something is wrong... I goto the bathroom and find it covered in shit all over the floor and coming out the toilet and her and her car are gone.

I deleted her off my Top 8 right after I cleaned my bathroom. havent talked to her since.

....I have small dick.. it won't pass threw I guess.. :D

so you're sayin that if you mess with a girl from myspace, she'll come over to your place and shit all over your bathroom on the first date?

ahahahahahahaahha

wtf? shit in the bathroom? all over the place? i call bullshit!

Well you were hoping to get FUCKED, and you did get FUCKED:1orglaugh

I was expecting this story to go all "Crying Game". :throwup

I've gotten laid by girls who happen to own myspace accounts. Does that count?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

update: Chick and I were in a lounge Thursday night. She looks WAY better in person than in her pics, by the way. And all she wanted to do was fuck, fuck, fuck. We did everything BUT up in there, but she decided to hold off for the home run a few days. If I have my way, I'll be busy Monday night :)