Anyone need any help?
 

Hey,

If anyone needs any help with their online projects - let it be Flash work, moderator for a forum, webpage design, TGP reviews, marketing, gallery submissions, hacking, article composition, email correspondence, script installation, or any other service that falls in that general area - please let me know.

I have the experience and the time to help you out.

Please, only serious inquirys. No start-up projects either - I will work for traffic.

Ok, with that said - I can expect some flames from a post like this, on a board like this - so go easy on me - my feelings are hurt easily.

:Oh crap

I have this one hair that keeps slipping up into my bunghole and I can't get a good grip on it. It's worth at least 10 hits from my Bot-o-Matic(tm) Magic Bot Traffic Machine...

hehehe - I figured that you'd respond to this thread.

Sorry, I can't help you there.

Yanking that hair will result in a puckering of the bunghole like you've never before experienced...

It may well turn you inside out...

If you are a woman with big natural tits and a strap-on, I may have just the thing for you.

I'm not a woman with big natural tits or a strap-on, but what the hell... it's late and I can't sleep...

Hit boot traffic is the best . For whole 10 hits you should ask lots more :Graucho

Well, I'm not using a full-blown hit boot, only a hit bot... I didn't have enuff to spring for the extra o ...

Cheap ass!

i'll give you 100k SE hits a day to sit under my desk and lick my nuts all day. ill throw in an extra 50k if u lick my asshole too.

Hey, when I get all my chargeback fees paid I will spring for the extra o ... I shoulda just got the damn hit shoe instead... it was $5 cheaper

And then what are you gonna do with raw nuts and a raw asshole? Sounds to me like a new webcam site ...

I need some help. I'm too tired to jerk off right now. Can you give me a hand?

Sorry, you're on your own there.


:uhoh

My car needs a wash.......

You still don't have people working for you doing those kind of chores?? Man, you need to work your way up!! :winkwink:

Sorry, I don't do any physical work - just online stuff.


:)

:helpme

I would like some help with some pay sites I own!

Icq me at 4599778 and we can chat some more

Fresh New Content all the time! Redy to download

I need to sell 1000+ photosets/day on my new content store ..
will you help me?