| notabook |
07-05-2006 09:40 PM |
Americans wouldn?t be so fat. Instead of getting on the train to easyville, ever American would have had to have worked much harder, ensuring us healthier bodies for the future. Our constitution would have specifics outlawing super fatty foods and forcing the populous to engage regularly in rigorous exercise. France would have became our greatest ally forever and instead of their being a French-Quebec, it would be a French-New York. Instead of having derogatory slang for black people, we would have saved them all for the Jews.
Most importantly, if whites had not imported blacks into America, our ozone layer would be safer today and the threat of global warming would not be on the horizon. It is a well known fact that in order to keep the Jheri curl style stable, blacks had to use over 10 billion tons of polluting agents EVERY YEAR, including but not limited to dangerous pungent chemicals, the deadly Soul Glo, and even motor oil. In an attempt to restart the dying Jheri curl style, black people inadvertently caused the great Exxon Valdez oil spill, killing millions of innocent animals in the process.
Would America be a more powerful nation if not for blacks? For the most part no. Even though they are loud, smelly, vile, disgusting, loathing, lazy, ugly, retarded creatures, they gave us what we needed to survive all of these years under government oppression: humor. Without blacks, we whites would have no reason to laugh. And laughter my friends is the cure-all for any sadness or depression, and ultimately led to us becoming the great nation that we are today. Thank you black people. Thank you.
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