Tips on how to make soccer (futbol) more exciting....
 

I'll start...

How about another ball? One isn't enough for that big of field. I wanna hear more.... Gooooooooaaaaaallllll nnooo nnnooo nnnooo nnoooooooooo!

and you?

each player gets a pistol... haha...

edit... water pistol!

Been thinking about this for a while

1) two active balls on the field
2) Protective equipment
3) Full body contact
4) Cage around the perimeter to keep the ball in and active
5) Two goal tenders
6) Allowing the use of hands and you can run the ball (straight into the net if the goaltenders let you).

if you stay on the ground for more then 3.5 seconds, an opposing player automatically gets to kick you in the balls for being such a pussy.

land mines

and i dont see the problem with tackling whoevers closest to the fucking ball either