Let's encourage Chris to get a puppy
 

as long as he doesn't crop the puppies tail ;)

seriously,

let's face it -- Chris is just not a cat person. so let's help keep fingertips on another little kitten today.

there are many benifits to getting a dog. it will be obedient. it will respect without question your child. the puppy will constantly be seeking your approval. As long as you attend to the animal on a regular basis it will only evacuate it's wastes with your permission in a location of your choosing. In addition, declawing dogs is unheard of.

think about it. a dog seems like the right choice for you.

let's save a kittens fingertips today!

i have a better idea

how about 10 of us wait outside his house and when he comes out we'll beat the shit out of him with aluminum bats and then let loose 30 stray dogs in his house

honestly... your idea sucks.. mine is way more effective