What?s the worst turn off that?s ever happened to you?
 

Male or female question? what?s the worst turn off that?s ever happened to you? Not that you can imagine, but that has actually happened to you?

Mine:
A few years back I started dating this chick that was a bit too young for me and honestly I had no idea why she was interested in me. My personality is always erratic and I?m not a very stable person (financially or mentally). Well after about two weeks we finally fuck. Afterwards she lights up a cig which is nasty as fuck but I could still dig it. About fifteen minutes later we were about to go at it again but she had to go and fucking ruin it. She goes: ?This is really great sex? you look just like my father!?

My chubby went from CHACHACHING! to limp noodle in three seconds flat. I couldn?t get it up again after that. As fucked up as I am, I really don?t want a woman to be thinking of her father while we fuck. I had to leave a few minutes after that. I only returned one of her phone calls after that, and that was asking her to please don?t call me again. I think I was permanently scarred from that incident.

So she wanted to fuck someone who looked like her father ?

I think you made a good call by ditching her...

:ugone2far :eek7

I dunno... we had already fucked and after that she said "This is great (sex), you look just like my father.". I dunno if it was that whole freud shit where women end up marrying men who remind them of their fathers but that kind of shit = major turn off for me.

Finding a piece of toiletpaper stuck to her pussy.

seriously......why the fuck would she be turned on by that :\ ?

That is nasty. Had it brown stains ?

a lot of girls are looking for father figures

My worst, which ended up being repeated by 3 different girls, was the drastic haircut.

Short hair is bad enough... but I love the crazy punker girls... and when they go short... they go practically shaved.

Gosh :repuke

jimthefiend

a cat pulled one of my testicles off and tried to eat it:mad:

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that's one hell of a turn off for me too.
the thing is so many chicks think it's cool for them to act like little girls wanting a sugar daddy.
I don't fuck girls, I fuck women

fucking a girl who thought she was over her period and suddenly I look and my fingers which of course also were down there and they were totally red and disgusting. That was a absolute turn off and it didn't bother me at all not to finish what i was doing

sticking my hands into a girls pants to find a fucking BUSH down under


fucking tunroff

lol. No. It's not like it was a full piece of paper, it was like just a small piece of paper stuck to her lips.

Just like some porn:

got a blowjob and suddenly she's gagging on my cock..

You need embrace this, lol. I am 40, my gf is 25 .. When she calls me Papi I definitely don't need to pop a viagra! :winkwink:

I want it clean and no smell.

spit or swallow
 

an ex girlfriend used to trot to the sink and spit out my spunk and then proceed to spend 10 minutes brushing, flossing and gargling, if i hadn't already cum i certainly wouldn't be able to after that lol

Getting ready to do the nasty with a chick, and as we are making out she says she has herpes, but isn't breaking out. She also said that she knew I was special and wouldn't leave.

I was saying of course I wouldn't leave, as I was slipping my pants back on and slowly backing to the door.

At least she told me ahead of time. That took the wood to rubber in a hurry, and she was fucking hot too!

Every woman looks for a man that will look like her father...

amen brotha

Pffft, maybe to get married to (still gross) but just to fuck I certainly hope not. It's probably just that crazy fucking Freud talk. Man Freud can just suck my dick for putting crazy ass theories out there that only chimpanzees and radishes would be foolish enough to believe. Fucking radishes.

Had a GF once that did the same....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lying about their period and then finding out is a major turn off.

Sex and blood does not go together very well for me......Even if, like several GFs has said: "But it's only natural..."

SWEATY BALLS!!!

me and this dude i met (this was years ago, mind you) were at his place, started to fool around and such, i start to undo his pants and i got one wiff of stinky sweaty balls..omg i thought i was gonna fuckin puke. :eek7 he must of had a problem or been jogging or something. for the most part, he was clean cut, handsome, well-maintanced/groomed. Never would have thought... *gags*

Bad breath.

That's been a major turn off in more than one occasion.

same for me - girl was practically raping me wanting to fuck - while she was on top bouncing away I happened to look down and saw my whole privates and stomach red with blood! I was like WTF then pushed her off, she was telling me how much she really wanted to fuck me and hoped it didnt bother me.

bush, piece of toilet paper, period... you guys are wimps!.. the only thing that would turn me off is disgusting dirty smell.. that's about it!

can you guys just get over the period thing??? we get super horny during that time. Help us out, will ya?

Is that what young girls fantasize about these days???

body odor.....

Body Odour, bad teeth, bad footwear, ripped undies...

Drunk and muffdiving, suddenly tampon pops out

I had a guy hit my head on the ceiling fan one time........

fat girls make me sick :)

go to this girls house I spoke to on telepersonals. She is tall and very cute, we are making out on her bed. She is only wearing a t shirt and panties, I had her lay on her stomach. Im kissing and biting her neck, I start kissing the backs of her legs. She is really getting into it, I reach up and pull down her panties I get ready to kiss her ass cheeks and the smell of underwipped ass hits me. I thought I was going to throw up. nicely worked my way back to her neck and said god I didnt realize how late it is and left.

I've got a couple of dark red bath towels just for that reason. :banana

Smelly Pussy is the worst turnoff I've ever had to deal second to bloody pussy!

smart man! :thumbsup

You win...

how about reaching into the jeans and finding a dick? :1orglaugh

Hmmm...

The girl who tried to milk my balls like a cow. Citing that her ex bf used to love it.

The same girl who another time tried to finger my ass, citing the same as above.

A different girl who I was fucking, and sure it was summer and all, but airpits and feet reeked to the high heavens. After her, for a few years I threw all the girls into the shower before sex. Claiming I liked it that way. So I would take a shower with them, was them head to toes, then take em in the ass.

:thumbsup

i hate girls with bad breath :disgust

Biggest turnoff was when one of my ex's wanted me to slap her in the face really hard during sex, and choke her out....

Not into all that... I can dig smackin ass.. but nothing else...

The only thing I beat up on the ladies is the pussy...

I'd have to say going down on a girl and she farts in your face. NOT COOL.

Yeah, I've had a few of those as well. The gaspers or whatever with the bag, or choking stuff.

I also had a few of them who wanted me to tazer their nips, toe fuck them, piss on them, or drag them around on a chain.

But I am a straight meat and potaTOES man.

:2 cents: