Stupid fucking surfers....
 

Some random surfer just IM'd me asking if I was Melissa Midwest....says he found my AIM in google....

Can we see your tits?

Time to cloak an affil ID url :) :winkwink:

hi melissa

Do you need something when in jail?:)

hi big boi *kisses*

I'm sending him to some of my sites HAHAH dudes like making requests for shit hahah

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Hey Melissa can you show us your tits and ass?

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isn't she about to do some jail time? lol

http://www.sheepdrove.com/sheepdrove...nuts-200px.jpg

http://www.columbia.edu/~xs23/fish/donkey.jpg

Should have said: Yes, I am Melissa Midwest. Do you have Paypal? I need bail money quick.

Hi Melissa could you do a fansign for me?

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I always get these random chinese guys adding me to their ICQ saying they want to improve their english. And in under 2 minutes they are asking me if I am girl and if I have naked pics of myself.


Man, if only I wasn`t so lazy, I'd take the 5 seconds it takes to turn off the random chat feature on ICQ :(

You should have sent him your sig... now he would have been lost

I thought you were alone with that problem... sometimes chicks icq me too

Really?


*wipes tear* "So this is what its like when doves cry?"

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Yo I might come to your GF's house on the 8th to see the fight... ;)

Yup, she already told me.

Hope she makes those yummy snacks again.

....I can smell some tits in here.. :D

this thread is usless without pics of melissa

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he would have sent like 1000$ hahahhha

I agree.

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fuck me sideways. So far today 3 more fucking surfers have AIM'ed me....God damn google

and a hint of vagina

what the heck? gotta love surfers :)

Wow wait until the news gets out that Melissa Midwest has centipedes in her vagina... this is going to be huge!

:1orglaugh wrong on many levels :helpme