i am gonna get fucking smashed today:
 

fuck yessssssss, bday, smashed. drunk SO COOL.

what is cool on being drunk? or at least in having a hang over?

I never understood it either.

better smoke - no headache and positive feelings.

Nobody cares. Turn your computer off and go away

dude try and beat me 8 shots of vodka, 2 cans of red bull, 3 cans of beer, 2 shots of southern comfort, 1 shot malibu, 2 joints

1 dead scerosis liver

drinking is the best:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i will fuck you in the ass faggot.

shut your fucking mouth or i will fuck you and sonsofsam in the ass.

Tell us something new Ukrainian drunky.

i will make sure not to pour liquor into the pond and kill your relatives. :thumbsup

Dumbass alcoholic Ukrainians like yourself are too drunk and dumb all the time to pour liquor. You shoot your drinks up your veins or swallow the bottles like animals.

You started already? then good buy!

happy bday :thumbsup

go for it! :)

You're way cool dude ... congrats to make it to the cool people club.