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RayBonga 07-04-2006 01:42 PM

Zombies in South asia
 
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

MaddCaz 07-04-2006 01:44 PM

gwwaaaaahhhhh

Phoenix 07-04-2006 01:45 PM

whats that movie based in toronto where everyone turns into zombies?

fuzzylogic 07-04-2006 02:09 PM

this was almost interesting.

i wish it was real. that would be cool as fuck

ProducerCashDave 07-04-2006 02:11 PM

Interesting

LittleSassy 07-04-2006 02:15 PM

mosquitoes are dangerous....

Mr. Soul 07-04-2006 02:16 PM

THIS IS NOT TRUE


Just FYI

Mr. Soul 07-04-2006 02:17 PM

Funny, I don't remember BBC news only using an ip address.

$5 submissions 07-04-2006 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
this was almost interesting.

i wish it was real. that would be cool as fuck

Another fake bbs hoax?

gimo33 07-04-2006 02:18 PM

cool.....

fuzzylogic 07-04-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
Another fake bbs hoax?

what does "bbs" mean?

spacekadet 07-04-2006 02:37 PM

I get all my trusted news from http://65.127.124.62


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