Constipated Cat
 

Any suggestions?
He goes to his litter box, puts his game face on , sits there for a few minutes, meows once or twice and gets out.

Do cats even get constipation?

one word

DOBERMAN

that will scare the shit out the little bastard

let the cat out in the yard to eat some grass

I have cats and yes they get constipated, it can actually turn into a bad thing. i won't get into details, but get something so your cat can take a shit! give it grass, or petromalt which actually keeps them from puking up furballs but helps other things too. they also have laxatives to help the poor thing.....

I had a cat who died because he got a fur ball stuck in his intestines and couldn't go potty. I heard it happends most often with male cats (I dunno why).
Go to the pet store and buy some kitty laxative. If that doesn't solve to problem get him to the vet ASAP!

p.s. 'Game face', lol!

Ice cream. Let kitty eat as much as he wants. Kittens can handle milk but believe it or not most cats are lactose intolerant so he should have no trouble shitting after some ice cream (not chocolate).

DUDE!!!! Get him to a vet quick. Sounds like urinary track desese. My cat had the same thing, easy cure. Worth every penny. GET HIM TO VET NEOW!!!


Good luck
Ray

yeah, if it cant piss there is a problem.
I lost a cat to feline Leukemia, and this was the first symtom.

Sad.

Take it in to the vet if this has not passed in 24-48 hours.
Try the grass and hairball meds first like Cheshire said.

If still a prob take to the Vet

actaully, my cat died because of the same thing :( RIP stella LOL
we had to get her enimas and stuff.. but it wasn't enough. okay maybe that was too much info.. sorry! oh wait , I am at GFY, you fuckers are used to it

a crowbar in his ass would help...

Get it to a vet. One of my mom's cats died last year because of a urinary tract infection because she didn't take it to the vet soon enough. If caught in time, it's easily fixed.

That's your solution for everything...

hmmm.... you're right....

that would explain all the people in the office here walking funny =)

So what's your excuse?:winkwink:

Who said he never needed it himself?

I guess we all have our little fetishes.

Get him some "loose bear"

You'll know what I mean if you watch Saturday Night Live

Agreed...my cat had crystals blocking his piss...not very pretty

are you offering your services?

If the cat doesn't go for more than a day, take it to the vet. My cat had that problem and it was urinary tract infection, which was easily cured.

If it's just a simple digestion problem, try this site:
http://www.goodpet.com

The digestive enzyme supplement works good.

Cheshire's actually! :Graucho

Eric, I'll let you know when I'm in need of some help advertising...

I really hope its not anything bad! I cant even afford groceries. But if it is something bad, I can eat mayo sandwiches for a while ;)

He has no problem urinating though..... just cant squeeze a loaf

take your cat to a vet. gfy may be good for laughing but it certainly can't help too much this time :1orglaugh

on a related note - yes, let her eat some grass.

http://www.homevet.com/wwwboard/messages/31160.html

Its definatly a urinary infection......

This sounds exactly like him.... He was pissing on things earlier today, I though it was cuz his litter box was to stinky for him becuz we just switched brands

damn

Shit don't spend any money on the stupid thing...not your fault that it's fucked.......if you want to do something shove some vasoline up its ass and squease the fucker......something will pop:helpme

give him jalapenos....

at least, if he doesn't blow a big load now, you'll be able to laugh your ass of when he eventually does LOL

Blow hard into the other end. Basic physics.

As distrubing as that is, it's also fucking hilarious.
And yes, get your cat to the vet as soon as you can.

Give the cat a bowl of milk, and be sure to have your air freshener handy.

:eek7

i'll take 4 please, and i dont need a receipt

No match for "CONSTIPATEDCAT.COM".

you know, i bet you a few people out there would pay to see that.

new niche anyone?

update on my cat.

He got worst, we ended up taking him to the 24 hr emerg. vet

Now its going to cost me $350 bux

They say he has a blocked urinary tract, and if we left him any longer he could have a heart attack from the toxin's

Shit

Any donations?
:helpme

SpaceDog Lives!

I had the same thing happen to my cat once. Everything backed up inside of his ass and she died from it. Very sad.