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My wife wants a kid... ugh
Yea she wants to breed. She's been bugging me for awhile now. So I bought her a rabbit.
Bets on how long that novelty wears off? |
since when the fuck are you MARRIED????????? :eek7
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Brad is such a lier sometime
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WTF??????????????????
Youre married? |
c'mon, give her a creampie
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tell her you got abused by aliens and if you breed she will give birth to 5 david hasslehoffs
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hey don't hassle the HOFF |
go get the snip and never tell her.
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buy here a young goat, then she will have a kid!
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Send your wife over, Ill give her a Facial
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well don't get her pregnant just because she wants it. you both have to agree on it.
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You just said you had a fiance last week, did you get married this weekend?
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Honeymoon is going to be a trip around Europe. We are both history nerds and want to check out historical locations. We don't really have a desire to lay on the beach somewhere, as we can do that anywhere on the west coast. |
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Just get a vasectomy. |
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Sounds like that will be fun, when are you going? So you just got married Sat, and two days later your wife is beggin for a kid? You didn't seem to date very long and had a quick hush hush wedding, one might think she's already pregnant. |
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We want to go next year in the summer. It's really the only time we can considering she is in school right now. |
strip poker one weekend...married the next :)
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tell her your fixed and it slipped your mind.
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Urgh, kids. Sooooooo glad I don't ever have to worry about that.
Best start keepin a count on her pills! |
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Now, know what is the truth..I'll wait to decide :) |
Just get on top of her, and make the damn baby.
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hah married, ya right to palmela handerson
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anyway..assuming one isn't pregnant or has kids together prior to marriage nobody should have kids for atleast two years into their marriage. Firstly, you should have a few years that are just for the two of you. Secondly, give the marriage some room to see if it really is going to last before you bring an additional responsibility into it.
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Just give her a kid, no I'm kidding. You will ruin your life. You know how expensive those things are.
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Buy here a puppy, works better than the rabbit.
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only thing to do now... murder her
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he promised you something? Bad man! What a drama! :winkwink: |
You both need to agree. The FEONSEY can't take the decisions alone.
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a Rabbit HAHAHAH
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Time for a divorice.
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i am thinking of making another baby. But still doubt if i need that when i remember all the problems that i had when the child was young.
You can tell her some stories from the black side of it. |
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Tell her you also want a kid and get a vasectomy the next day.
It takes more or less 15 mins. Then have sex for the next 10 years and keep telling her it's going to work one day.. |
that was funny. i thought to act like that too, but conserning the pills
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just go for it
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time to shoot her
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