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Greg B 07-02-2006 03:17 PM

So Was Superman Returns Supposed To Be Entertaining?
 
I don't get it.

This movie had no logic what so ever to it.

It was pretty. Awesome special effects. Bland acting, the plot and character relationships was so off the mark I ended up rooting for Luthor.

How the fuck can Superman and Clark Kent both be missing for 5 years and both show up at the same time and no one puts 2 and 2 together???

How come in the first Superman movie Jor El says it takes thousands of years for Kal El's starship to reach earth but Superman gets to and back from the remains of Krypton in 5 years???

That's just the tip of the iceberg. It didn't feel like Superman. It was like 'Hey let's play Superman'.

If they're gonna do a new Superman movie just make a NEW Superman movie. That 'added on to the old shit' is useless, pointless, boring.

This is what happens when you get the wrong people writing a movie without studio logic.

They shoulda done a new Superman and down the road teamed him up with the new Batman. Hard bit, hard boiled and thrown in some kick ass villains.

ronad10 07-02-2006 04:28 PM

I dont think you're suppose to think that hard or make logic for super hero movies. This isnt the Matrix.

Tdog 07-02-2006 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
If they're gonna do a new Superman movie just make a NEW Superman movie. That 'added on to the old shit' is useless, pointless, boring.

Exactly, this is why batman begins was such a hit. They redid the entire movie. Made it better. There could have been a superman begins and really done a great job with hit.

They should have called it superman 5

Bladewire 07-02-2006 04:48 PM

the cinematography kicked ass in the new Superman as it was done by the same guy who did the first two Xmen... he didn't do the third Xmen so he could do Superman

Other then that I agree... so many loose ends and stuff that didn't add up and there was no heart in the new superman... even Superman himself looked to fucking perfect... evertyhing was to perfect and unreal... glossed over and shined up. Was strange

Maybe the next one will be better

Big_Red 07-02-2006 05:05 PM

cant wait to see it, at home. :thumbsup

MrPinks 07-02-2006 05:31 PM

I just can't get into the new suit colors. Doesn't look anything like I wished. The "S" is too small and gay looking plus, the cape isn't even red. Looks too much like the evil Superman in Superman 3. Too bad Tim Burton got dropped with Nicolas Cage.

E$_manager 07-02-2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
I don't get it.

This movie had no logic what so ever to it.

It was pretty. Awesome special effects. Bland acting, the plot and character relationships was so off the mark I ended up rooting for Luthor.

How the fuck can Superman and Clark Kent both be missing for 5 years and both show up at the same time and no one puts 2 and 2 together???

How come in the first Superman movie Jor El says it takes thousands of years for Kal El's starship to reach earth but Superman gets to and back from the remains of Krypton in 5 years???

That's just the tip of the iceberg. It didn't feel like Superman. It was like 'Hey let's play Superman'.

If they're gonna do a new Superman movie just make a NEW Superman movie. That 'added on to the old shit' is useless, pointless, boring.

This is what happens when you get the wrong people writing a movie without studio logic.

They shoulda done a new Superman and down the road teamed him up with the new Batman. Hard bit, hard boiled and thrown in some kick ass villains.

you may break your head when you think of it. But i agree. The movie is suck.
The same about Omen. Saw it yesterday and dissapointed greatly! It was better to read the book thousands times!

aico 07-02-2006 07:04 PM

It's fucking Superman, not the Old man and the sea... jesus.

E$_manager 07-02-2006 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPinks
I just can't get into the new suit colors. Doesn't look anything like I wished. The "S" is too small and gay looking plus, the cape isn't even red. Looks too much like the evil Superman in Superman 3. Too bad Tim Burton got dropped with Nicolas Cage.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
do you ahve any pics pls!

fris 07-02-2006 07:19 PM

would rather watch superman than be subject to greg b's toons

MaddCaz 07-02-2006 07:19 PM

I thought it was pretty damn good

MaddCaz 07-02-2006 07:24 PM

fuckin saw it in IMAX and everything

madawgz 07-02-2006 08:35 PM

your supposed to see it for the special effects...

MrPinks 07-03-2006 10:15 AM

No pics, but I remember seeing the sketches for his suit awhile back. More like Edward Scissorhands meets Superman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
do you ahve any pics pls!


MakingCoin_Fatal 07-03-2006 10:40 AM

youre right but its only a movie.. lol!

CaptainWolfy 07-03-2006 10:44 AM

cant wait to see it

TiffanyHush 07-03-2006 10:46 AM

I can't wait 2 C it!

Bansheelinks 07-03-2006 10:48 AM

It was really good. Don't listen to the naysayers.

butterflybucks 07-03-2006 10:50 AM

I didn't like it

NoCarrier 07-03-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
How the fuck can Superman and Clark Kent both be missing for 5 years and both show up at the same time and no one puts 2 and 2 together???

Amazing that you want to analyse that fact but you do not mention the glasses.

When Clark Kent has the glasses, it's not superman anymore. It's an amazing and powerful disguise. :1orglaugh

Relax.. It's just a fucking movie.


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