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Zester 07-02-2006 04:30 AM

how to tell the girl to shave her pussy?
 
i've recently met this girl and we fucked a couple of times.
you would'nt believe the size of this girl's bush...
I am not just gonna come out and say: "god damn girl, trim that forest!"
no.
she is very sensetive and I need another way.
suggest.

Wordsforhire 07-02-2006 04:35 AM

Incorproate it into a sex game...Shave it for her!

SOme women will take it the wrong way if you just come out with it but introduce a little fun to it and ask her if you can do it! Say its something youve always wanted to do..or ask if she can help you or whatever...Might sound lame but it does the trick! Then reward her with a little sumthin sumthin afterwards ;)

gooddomains 07-02-2006 05:03 AM

ignore the bush and continue to fuck her

PinkElectric 07-02-2006 05:13 AM

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Zester 07-02-2006 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wordsforhire
Incorproate it into a sex game...Shave it for her!

SOme women will take it the wrong way if you just come out with it but introduce a little fun to it and ask her if you can do it! Say its something youve always wanted to do..or ask if she can help you or whatever...Might sound lame but it does the trick! Then reward her with a little sumthin sumthin afterwards ;)

this kinda what I was looking for :thumbsup

Zester 07-02-2006 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains
ignore the bush and continue to fuck her

I can't, I swear it really got stuck in my head, every time I look at it - I think it grows

Unregistred 07-02-2006 05:23 AM

you should have told her that right when you saw the fuckin bush
this happened once to me when I came home with a girl. when I realised what she's got down there I told her I like shaved pussies and she should find a new razor in the bathroom. I said it relaxed and asked if I could help. she didn't want the help but she took down the forest in the bathroom

and yea, a litle 'sumthin sumthin' will really increase your chances to find the place clean next time

so just ask her to shave it and try not to look frustrated. be relaxed when you talk to her

Enema 07-02-2006 05:26 AM

"honesty is the best policy"

you: "babe, it would turn me on 10000x more if we could shave off all your downstairs hair"...

...if she says no... time to find another lady.

pussyluver 07-02-2006 05:36 AM

"Yo bitch, that is so 60s/70s" Then find a new girl.

OK, you wanna keep her.... Tell her how hot she is and that how it would really turn you on if she trimmed her muff area. Dr. Phil would recommend to do this way.

xclusive 07-02-2006 05:46 AM

Just ask her to trim it.

webjoker 07-02-2006 05:48 AM

is she a jew or a muslim?

V_RocKs 07-02-2006 05:49 AM

I don't date chicks with a lotta bush...

Zester 07-02-2006 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webjoker
is she a jew or a muslim?

yes, but what makes you ask that?

pussyluver 07-02-2006 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webjoker
is she a jew or a muslim?

I think you find many a fewish girl willing to shave. Guess it depends on how orthodox they are??? Sure not expert on any particular religion.

As for the Muslims, now you know why they have such a bad attitude, cut off heads and have the hots for western babes.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-02-2006 05:53 AM

tell her it is either you or the bush!

webjoker 07-02-2006 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
yes, but what makes you ask that?


if she is religious, it might be against her religion and might be out of the question.

you didn't answer me, muslim or jew? i've known jewish girls that were happy to shave, and were great girls worm girls as well

Zester 07-02-2006 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webjoker

if she is religious, it might be against her religion and might be out of the question.

you didn't answer me, muslim or jew? i've known jewish girls that were happy to shave, and were great girls worm girls as well

she is a muslim, don't get racist on me now

webjoker 07-02-2006 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
she is a muslim, don't get racist on me now

a hairy muslim? dude, you are on your own and god help ya

HorseShit 07-02-2006 06:23 AM

hahahahahahaha

Doctor Dre 07-02-2006 06:26 AM

Is she a mulism or does she comes from a mulism family ? big difference.

L0rdJuni0r 07-02-2006 06:28 AM

Tell her.... "Shave your wolfin cooch biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :winkwink:

CamsLord 07-02-2006 06:29 AM

just let her know that shit gotta go :)

Mikey_219Inc 07-02-2006 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkElectric

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

is your shit trimmed? are you setting an example??? that is step #1 ...

#2 ... trim your shit in front of her (if she got a full on bush, dont go from bush to bald, take baby steps ...) she will see you doing it, you dont ask her to do it, you just say "i like to keep my nether regions nice and tidy" ... and she will get a hint ... or she will ask "does my hair bother you" ... to which you reply "no .. but you have never trimmed it??? wow it feels so good to have it trimmed, i did it once and now i cant go back because it feels so much cleaner to me ... but i like you just the way you are"

#3 ... if the next meeting doesnt show trimmed beaver, move along. or just keep fuckin and dont mange.

bobbyjuly 07-02-2006 08:03 AM

tell her you need a pussy shaving clip. She is the best candidate you have. She will do it for ya. Once you are done, you will have a clip and she will be all shaved.

Babagirls 07-02-2006 08:15 AM

not sure if you're shaved or not, but maybe shave each other as a "sex thing" ;)

hova 07-02-2006 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
she is a muslim, don't get racist on me now

run away while you can

ChargebackJoe 07-02-2006 08:21 AM

1. Fuck her in the ass.
2. If asshole is hairy too go to 3
3. See sig.

Shocking 07-02-2006 08:28 AM

tell her that with all that hair down there you can't appreciate the beauty of her pussy, and you wish you cut!

BoyAlley 07-02-2006 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wordsforhire
Incorproate it into a sex game...Shave it for her!


This is GREAT advice IMHO. It's a way to turn something that could otherwise make her feel insecure and insulted into something that will be sensual and erotic.

:thumbsup

Odin 07-02-2006 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
she is a muslim, don't get racist on me now

Seriously it is meant to be part of Islamic hygiene for girls to shave their pubic hair anyway. There is some passage in the Koran about men comming home after a long battle or some crap and that they should expect their woman to be completely shaved and clean. Find the passage, open it up, and tell her you just learnt something amazing about Islam...

Theater 07-02-2006 08:36 AM

Hell and I thought all muslims hated BUSH!!!
Theater

Odin 07-02-2006 08:39 AM

Here you go. Send her this exact link tp her email

http://72.14.235.104/search?q=cache:...u&ct=clnk&cd=2

Goodluck!

MakingCoin_Fatal 07-02-2006 10:29 AM

get a scissors then do it for her.. lol!

MaDalton 07-02-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief
Seriously it is meant to be part of Islamic hygiene for girls to shave their pubic hair anyway. There is some passage in the Koran about men comming home after a long battle or some crap and that they should expect their woman to be completely shaved and clean. Find the passage, open it up, and tell her you just learnt something amazing about Islam...


i was just going to say that - tell her to be a brave muslim girl and get her a Mach3

:winkwink:

fl_prn_str 07-02-2006 10:44 AM

subtle approach.....watch a LOT of porn movies with women in your girls age range........halfway though the second or third.......say to her....notice anything? :upsidedow

JohanTheGreat 07-02-2006 10:47 AM

Here is the solution, you buy this for her ;

http://www.gearlive.com/blogimages/gillettefusion.jpg

wrap it in... and leave it on her bed with a little note "Shave it.."

:thumbsup

psili 07-02-2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wordsforhire
Incorproate it into a sex game...Shave it for her!

SOme women will take it the wrong way if you just come out with it but introduce a little fun to it and ask her if you can do it! Say its something youve always wanted to do..or ask if she can help you or whatever...Might sound lame but it does the trick! Then reward her with a little sumthin sumthin afterwards ;)

That's exactly what I did with my wife one day when we were dating. Worked like a charm. Now she takes care of it on a constant basis on her own.

Great advice Wordsforhire.
Solid.

Young 07-02-2006 11:01 AM

take a shower with her and tell her you're going to shave it. if she freaks out and leaves you your game is seriously struggling.

MandyBlake 07-02-2006 11:01 AM

hey baby...let's try something different...i want to shave you so i feel our bodies touching...skin to skin. make it sound sexy and she'll do it.

ridikuloz 07-02-2006 11:03 AM

shave it when she's asleep and say she was a victim of the pube goblin.

Dirty Dane 07-02-2006 11:06 AM

set fire to her bush while she sleep

Paul Waters 07-02-2006 11:20 AM

Can I fuck her for a weekend before you get her to shave?

:winkwink:

bknoob 07-02-2006 11:39 AM

yuck, bush

DirtyProfits 07-02-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

A shaved woman makes a tired husband after a long journey very happy.
They mean shaved facial hair not pussy :winkwink: :1orglaugh

baddog 07-02-2006 11:41 AM

Suggest you take a shower together as foreplay, then ask her if you can shave it for her while you are there.

Hopefully she isn't so hairy that it clogs the drain.

RogerV10 07-02-2006 11:46 AM

Just be more honest about it.

madawgz 07-02-2006 12:24 PM

best advice above was to turn it into a sex game :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-02-2006 12:26 PM

tell her bush isn't doing so great in office, so he needs to go

Ivana Fukalot 07-02-2006 01:01 PM

Tell her that you like shaved pussy ( not: Shave you pussy. Maybe: Shaved pussy is so sexy.....) and maybe she will do it for you.

VicD 07-02-2006 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkElectric

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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