Phoenix was a really great show this year.

I was excited by 2 important new business associations.

I saw a lot of old friends, doing well. I made some great new friends.

I learned something about pimpin', lemme tell ya.

I was running around kinda busy. I wasn't really running my schedule based on the parties.

I learnt how to change my genetics to become a mini 2hp

Second night of the show, I think it was, I found myself enjoying a moment of leisure in the courtyard by the fireplace, in the company of some women. It was the evening.

I knew there was kindofa big deal party that night. You know, you hear people speaking with excitement about what they're gonna wear and shit.

To say that I had seen no canes at all that day would be a lie. To say I knew they were a great marketing gimmick by one of the sponsors, when I "found" my cane, would also be a lie.

Joe Spikes and Mike popped in for a few drinks, bought us some rounds, we had a lotta laughs. This one spunky little blonde was a fucking truh-HIP!.

In the midst of all the fun by the fireplace, my eye landed upon this most extraordinary object...

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... nestled in a planter, seemingly abandoned or forgotten... in any event, quite un-loved.

Would you consider gay sex with an English guy who has genetically changed himself to become a mini 2hp. Although it did fuck up and I have a huge cock instead of your little friend

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX Would you consider gay sex with an English guy who has genetically changed himself to become a mini 2hp. Although it did fuck up and I have a huge cock instead of your little friend mini 2hp

I don't really like the sound of "mini". How's about just a bit smaller and a lot more effiminate -- :)

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[CLEARS THROAT]

I just looked at it there for a while, though. It was like 8 inches from my thigh for about 2 hours, longer than that, that was just 2 that I was awares it was there.

Ok the smaller but dresses like Britney Spears and is hung like a donkey 2hp

I knew it was werkin' some kinda power over me. The cane absorbed all my attention. Finally I grasped it...

The cane was a perfect fit. It slotted right into my personality, like it'd been made for me. I sat there with it in my hand by the fireplace, kinda shyly at first. I was ready to surrender it to its owner. I still did not realize these had been passed out in considerable number, in advance of a contest to be held that night. I knew absolutely none of this. Finally, there came a time to walk around with it...

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I soon began to encounter other cane holders in the night. It was a brotherhood. All of us knew something the caneless did not.

I figured out there was going to be an actual "pimp contest", of all things. I had planned to catch up on emails and do a little GFY back in my room. But, suddenly, an exciting opportunity had presented itself. I also felt much better once I realized the cane must have been left by someone who did not care for it as it should have been cared for.

So, I took the girls aside and said something like this:

"Gosh, I'm having such a great time with you guys. You're so sweet to hang out with an old fart like me. Hey, I'm really shy about asking, but there's this party tonight, and it's gonna be a lotta hype and pictures...

I am basically a nerd, this whole pimp cane thing is not at all me, as you recall when we met earlier in the day. I dunno if you guys are gonna be into it, but it would mean the world to me if you guys came to the party with me for like an hour, take some pictures on my arm and make me look good. It would really do wonders for my nerdy image..."

They said:

"Sounds FUN!"

As we approached the venue, there was a crowd outside and lots of buzz and flashing lights. I swear it looked like a Hollywood premiere...

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This looked really good. FUBAR was out there snapping away. It seemed I could get my precious pictures outta the way, and then just have a good time for the rest of the evening. The photo-opp spot was just inside this kinda low rail they had round the front of the establishment. During normal use, there were tables and service from the bar out there. But now, there was a red carpet and everything. It was a really fantastic job by the organizers creating that Hollywoody kinda feel. It made everything more exciting.