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sonofsam 06-29-2006 01:51 PM

Merchant Account needed - Proof of volume
 
Important note: I'm in canada

have a US corp but not a US bank account, if that helps....



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BradM 06-29-2006 01:52 PM

Step 1. Drive over the border.
Step 2. Go to a Bank.
Step 3. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 4. Bank Account set up.

Validus 06-29-2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
Important note: I'm in canada

have a US corp but not a US bank account, if that helps....



leave your contact info here


If you have a volume of over 75K/month, send me an e-mail [email protected].

sonofsam 06-29-2006 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Step 1. Drive over the border.
Step 2. Go to a Bank.
Step 3. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 4. Bank Account set up.

dude, you got it all wrong... it's supposed to be like this

Step 1. Make sure you're wearing GotWebHost t-shirt so when you enter bank, everyone knows you are professional and ready to get down to business
Step 2. Drive over the border
Step 3. Go to bank
Step 4. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 5. Bank Account set up.

Validus 06-29-2006 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
Important note: I'm in canada

have a US corp but not a US bank account, if that helps....



leave your contact info here


You can also check with Nebilling, Mitch and Crew are experts when it comes to merchant accounts and payment processing. www.netbilling.com is their website.

Paycom, I believe also deals with merchant accounts and gateway solutions. www.paycome.net is their website.

BradM 06-29-2006 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
dude, you got it all wrong... it's supposed to be like this

Step 1. Make sure you're wearing GotWebHost t-shirt so when you enter bank, everyone knows you are professional and ready to get down to business
Step 2. Drive over the border
Step 3. Go to bank
Step 4. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 5. Bank Account set up.

idiot.

Step 1. Make sure you're wearing GotWebHost t-shirt so when you enter bank, everyone knows you are professional and ready to get down to business
Step 2. Drive over the border
Step 3. Go to bank
Step 4. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 5. Bank Account set up.
Step 6. Take self-picture with bank manager, ensure head is tilted and face is poorly kept with grayed facial hair. He will respect you, and so will all of your internet friends.

sonofsam 06-29-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Validus
You can also check with Nebilling, Mitch and Crew are experts when it comes to merchant accounts and payment processing. www.netbilling.com is their website.

Paycom, I believe also deals with merchant accounts and gateway solutions. www.paycome.net is their website.

last time i talked to netbilling they said they couldn't do anything for me since i was in canada.. but then again - that was before i could prove volume so maybe that's why they couldn't do anything :winkwink:

and paycom i believe just offers gateway solutions for people who already have merchant accounts.... i could be mistaken

sonofsam 06-29-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
idiot.

Step 1. Make sure you're wearing GotWebHost t-shirt so when you enter bank, everyone knows you are professional and ready to get down to business
Step 2. Drive over the border
Step 3. Go to bank
Step 4. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 5. Bank Account set up.
Step 6. Take self-picture with bank manager, ensure head is tilted and face is poorly kept with grayed facial hair. He will respect you, and so will all of your internet friends.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

okay you win , i have NOTHING on that

BradM 06-29-2006 02:00 PM

On to a serious note - if you can provide proof of transactions I can help you out. Do you have a bank preference?

Please hit my ICQ: 280389272

Validus 06-29-2006 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
last time i talked to netbilling they said they couldn't do anything for me since i was in canada.. but then again - that was before i could prove volume so maybe that's why they couldn't do anything :winkwink:

and paycom i believe just offers gateway solutions for people who already have merchant accounts.... i could be mistaken

Ah, fair enough. Maybe try Netbilling again, they really are experts and have a solid reputation in the industry. You don't want an unknown dealing with all your money, I would think.

Not so sure about Paycom and their services but it is worth shooting them an e-mail. They also are solid (as you probably already know).

sonofsam 06-29-2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Validus
Ah, fair enough. Maybe try Netbilling again, they really are experts and have a solid reputation in the industry. You don't want an unknown dealing with all your money, I would think.

Not so sure about Paycom and their services but it is worth shooting them an e-mail. They also are solid (as you probably already know).

thanks for the good info dude :thumbsup

brad: check your icq

Validus 06-29-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
thanks for the good info dude :thumbsup

brad: check your icq

Sorry I can?t help much more. I have a very good and solid solution for volume 75k/month and more; also great rates.

CCBill, although they don?t work with merchant accounts (or I don?t think), might work as well. I mean if you are just looking to get processing.

sonofsam 06-29-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Validus
Sorry I can?t help much more. I have a very good and solid solution for volume 75k/month and more; also great rates.

CCBill, although they don?t work with merchant accounts (or I don?t think), might work as well. I mean if you are just looking to get processing.

can you please contact me quickly on icq?

Rand 06-29-2006 02:56 PM

SonOfSam - Epoch offers third party billing as well as gateway services.

We'd love to talk to you and see if we're a good fit for each other.

Drop us a line at [email protected] or give us a call at 888-627-3888 and let's see if we can help you get going.

Oh... and Validus - Thanks for the good words my man. Just wanted to correct your link though. http://paycom.net/ :winkwink:

NETbilling 07-01-2006 10:45 AM

Sonofsam,

I hope you spoke to someone in our sales department and that we can help you.

Valudus,

Thank you for the kind words, plugs and confidence in us.

Mitch

Kimmykim 07-01-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
last time i talked to netbilling they said they couldn't do anything for me since i was in canada.. but then again - that was before i could prove volume so maybe that's why they couldn't do anything :winkwink:

and paycom i believe just offers gateway solutions for people who already have merchant accounts.... i could be mistaken

We have a solution that potentially might work for you, but its not going to be a US account. You'll either choose Asia or EU to get a corporation. We can work with Netbilling as your gateway if you like :)

icq me your email address and I'll get you information on it

Doctor Dre 07-01-2006 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
idiot.

Step 1. Make sure you're wearing GotWebHost t-shirt so when you enter bank, everyone knows you are professional and ready to get down to business
Step 2. Drive over the border
Step 3. Go to bank
Step 4. Give bank rep passporte.
Step 5. Bank Account set up.
Step 6. Take self-picture with bank manager, ensure head is tilted and face is poorly kept with grayed facial hair. He will respect you, and so will all of your internet friends.

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