I hate being a pornographer!!!
 

I am not even sure if I am one as all I do is sell porn. I was out with a very nice girl who at the end of the night wanted to know if I starred in porn as my friends had said, "He works in the porn industry."

Yep, I work in porn and yep most normal people are freaked out by it. I do not date porn stars and I do not want to ( ok Sunny Leone would work). Shit, do I have to date skanks and strippers here on out? Mentally damaged girls are only fun for so long.

Tough fucking night as now I am without sex and feeling like shit.

:Oh crap

Next time tell them you're into marketing

It aways sounds bad when the friends do the talking. After being introduced once as "this is the guy I was telling you about that looks at porn all day", I tell my friends to keep their mouth shut about my job since they don't have a clue what I do.

get on camclub.com :)

I'm an online marketer... :2 cents:!!

tell her "why yes, would you like to be in my next film?" lol, and see what she says, maybe she will be the next big thing :)

Friends wife set us up and I guess she said I was inthe porn industry. which means talent to most people.

i know man. i had to recently tell all my friends, that know what i do, that i quit selling porn and now just design websites so they can't go around telling people what i do. once people hear you work in porn, you're automatically a slimebag.

I just had the same idea. i think I will now say we quit doing it. We only do mainstream.

I've told a few people I no longer have any involvement with porn. Hasn't caused any problems yet so I figured I'd nip it in the ass.

I just tell people I work with the mentally retarded ands leave it at that

i am trying not to tell ppl what i do, most of them have long thoungs, you know.

just liiie!

Link trades man... What will it take? :)

If this nice girl you just met would have given you sex tonight, then she would have either been a skank or mentally damaged. So, actually, you lucked out!!



See... I just made lemonade for you. No need to thank me.

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I hit reply, then scrolled down and saw this right as I took a big drink of Mt. Dew. I almost choked to death.

:1orglaugh I made water. Do you want to see my slinky?

and these fuckers say I got no sense of humor...

I work on the web marketing companys like Netflix

Tell your friends to keep their mouth shut and you will decide when/if you tell someone about what you do.

Should have said yes, And my cock is so big that a horse would cry from shame.

I can relate, I hate it when my friends try to describe what I do, ohhhh, he's the guy!! Grrrrrrrrrrr.
WG

You don't tell your friends you do sell porn. Most of the time they tell a friend "ohh he's in porn on the internet" that person says to there friend "ohh he's in internet porn yuk, I read about that child porn stuff on the net last week its gross"

People link child porn to the mention of adult porn cause the media do it so much.

Just tell them you run an internet design & hosting company.

Matt

could be a hell of alot worse. But It is pretty stupid how people automaticly judge you before they know you.

say Internet Marketing & Web Design

your are no where near a pornographer - youre a webmaster

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMAO

I just tell them that i manage the Ruffie factory and I get sweet deals on meds =)

Internet Marketing Consultant here.

Make a mainstream blog that sells nothing and does nothing and then tell people that is what you do and watch them create similar blogs wondering why they can't make $20K a month doing it....

When I tell people that I'm involved in porn they're either fascinated and start asking me questions or they're like 'not my thing, but hey, no problem!'. I haven't yet encountered anyone with a negative reaction to what I do.

I gave up pretending that I did something else because I figured that if someone has an issue with what I do it's their issue, not mine.

I've only ever had interested repsonses when people find out I'm involved with the adult industry.

:2 cents:
Dude your missing the upside of this problem. Look, if your going out with a chick from the "modest" world and things are going the way you like. You can always tell her what you do for a living and not have to worry about her stalking you. On the other hand, if she likes what she finds out, you may unlease the freak from within, and enjoy it for 30 more days. Or until you can find another way to get rid of her.

I have the mainstream side of it going. And it is going well so I am going to just go through any contact i told about this side of it and say it is gone. I had started working a while ago to make it smaller for this very reason.

just make it clear that you just make the porn sites, all you do is type code all day. when you tell people the details of what you do, it sounds boring fast. works for me.

It's nice being tied to a brand like bangbros, everyone knows it and I have celebrity status in the 18 to 25 age group!! haha

I used this line for a long time and every time I said this everyone wanted me to market there idea or website.

Now I tell people I trade currencies on the open Forex market.

Its like a dear in the headlights when I say that. Stops all questions about what I do.

I just tell people I either do sales and marketing for online sites, or that I'm a web developer/designer and everyone assumes right away "for what kind of sites? Porn sites??" and I say various different ones. If they ask persistently I tell them I work for Naughty America and tell the rest of the truth about what I do, but only if they are persistent, otherwise the people don't really care about what you do they are just trying to make conversation so no point in scaring them away in the begining hehe.

I own a software company.

You got cockblocked HAHAHA sucks to be you.

Mate you do what you tell her you are doing.
After you know her for a while you can get an idea of what kind a woman is she.
Then you can tell her or not, what you really are.

liar....

I learnt my lesson about 18 months ago on this issue..

I guess the girls in the UK are easily freaked as well which does not help..LOL

Met a nice girl went on a couple of dates and on the 3rd date over a Chinese meal i thought it was about time to explain what i did exactly.. Probably my fault for being honest but hey it's a bridge that needs crossing sooner or later..

Anyway after i had finished telling her in my most subtle and understated was she screamed at the top of her voice "You pervert" and yes the whole restaurant did stop talking and look at me...!!! Then she got up from the table told me she never wanted to see me again and walked out..

Well with me being the hungry kind of guy i am i decided to eat the extra food and go home somewhat pissed off but at least not feeling hungry..

So now as has been previously mentioned it is the whole marketing scenario which is only a very small white lie but is more socially acceptable..

Cheers

Neal:thumbsup

You guys feel a need to lie to be accepted? Fuck being accepted. That's why little gangsters run around shooting each other, to be accepted. Why? Low self esteem, and insecurity. Life in jail to prove to some other lowlifes they're "cool".

Why did that girl call you a pervert? She probably went home and regretted telling you that, because she really doesn't believe it. She called you that for the same reason that teen girls say "Ewwwwwww" around each other when they see a picture of a naked guy. They feel like they'll be the odd one out if they don't, or they'll be weird, and the last thing a vain girl wants to be is weird!

Fuck her. She totally put her own self-image over you, your feelings, and the THREE fucking dinners you bought that bitch. She then makes a scene to embarass you in front of an entire retaurant, because she feels embarassed? C'mon. And here you are... "I guess it's my fault".....

You know what you do, you know you have morals and standards, you know better than anyone else how you conduct business. One bitch screams pervert, you can't start believing her. You need to be proud of what you do.

I need me a bitch, who ain't hard ta please
I need me a fine ass mothafuckin' bitch with some sored up knees
I need me a bitch, who ain't scared ta flirt
I need me a bitch in the middle of the grocery store she'll lift up her skirt
I need me a bitch, like I need my crew
I need me a bitch to pass on to my boys soon as I get through


"You stupid chickens ain't shit without my duck sauce!" - C-Rayz Walz

At least she waited for me to be paying.

1 - Go out with her again and reenact a meatcash shoot.

2 - Let it go and clean this up long term.

Leaning twoards 1 and then 2.

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too bad:321GFY

I have enough friends - if someone gets nosy I say ' I work in porn - you know the stuff that everyone watches on the net? ya.. thats me '

then watch their faces - I do not want to be friends with anyone that has a prejudice attitude and such high morals that they do not wish to sit down for a drink with someone who is likely going to pay for it through money made from boobie watching

Exactly. Good people in your life care about you, and don't make huge ethical demands of you if you're not hurting anyone. People would argue we do hurt people, but so does every other industry in the world. Life isn't all cookies and milk.

I immediately write-off anyone who makes opinions on my life, even if I like them. Happened to me this weekend. Met this guy at my dad's cottage, older guy, lots of arthritis, we both smoke a lot of weed so we had something in common.

He was great until he started making tiny passes at my wife, asked her what she was doing with me, what kind of life she was going to have, etc. I mentioned I played poker.. His response? every dollar gambled is a dollar wasted. When I told him I planned to move to Mexico with my wife one day (as she's from Mexico City and just immigrated here) he told me how dangerous it was there, and how he would never live there. That they will get me. Finally, when he asked me how I paid my rent, I told him I wrote a cheque.

I never even told him I was in the adult industry. He wrote himself off before I got the chance. In the end, you have to take guidance from people with experience, not people with an opinion. If a non-weed smoker tries to tell me I should quit smoking, or that it's bad, whatever, I'm going to take my 10 years of experience over their 0 years+opinion.

If someone who knows nothing about the porn industry tells me I'm a bastard and hurting people, I just don't pay them any mind. Then again if you guys tell me I'm a sick bastard and hurting people, I'd have to consider.