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cranki 06-28-2006 09:51 AM

Oldest person in the industry?
 
Yeah, who's the grandfather/grandmother of porn?

TDF 06-28-2006 09:52 AM

baddog???

TheLegacy 06-28-2006 09:53 AM

.. Hef for sure followed by Dave Cummings

tony286 06-28-2006 09:54 AM

JFK or shemp would be close

pimpthosepills 06-28-2006 09:56 AM

LOL! JFK... Hef for sure...!

ADL Colin 06-28-2006 10:28 AM

Is Dusty still around? He was mid 60s, i think.

B-Eazy 06-28-2006 10:29 AM

I am. :thumbsup

machinegunkelly 06-28-2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDF
baddog???

yeah he's at LEAST 104

ETCKon 06-28-2006 10:30 AM

goodoldxxx.com

Dagwolf 06-28-2006 10:31 AM

I just don't know enough of the old-timers. How old is JFK?

ElvisManson 06-28-2006 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ETCKon
http://www.goodoldxxx.com

Tell Dave I said Hi and that he needs to update that site. there aren't any new vids on there....lol :winkwink:

If you like Vintage porn http://www.goodoldxxx.com is the best.

:thumbsup

Farang 06-28-2006 10:37 AM

baddog? :thumbsup

pussyluver 06-28-2006 10:46 AM

Don't think baddog is the oldest. Would he give ya a straight answer about his age? Paul Markham is another contender from GFY. Shemp is in there some place.

Who are the others over 50?

Anyone over 60?

Over 70?

Over 50 and you should get a special color, Playboy avatar or something?

ContentSHOOTER 06-28-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
.. Hef for sure followed by Dave Cummings


Has to be those two:2 cents: :winkwink:

cranki 06-28-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Over 50 and you should get a special color, Playboy avatar or something?

gray? :winkwink:


edit: more like silver. :thumbsup

B O B 06-28-2006 10:50 AM

www.davecummings.com

still active and banging more hot babes every day....

the Shemp 06-28-2006 11:15 AM

im 56 this year ....:thumbsup

PinkElectric 06-28-2006 11:20 AM

I think its Bdjuf

pussyluver 06-28-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
www.davecummings.com

still active and banging more hot babes every day....


At 66, Dave has me beat. Just a mere 57 here.

pussyluver 06-28-2006 11:47 AM

Does Dave post on GFY? Username?

baddog 06-28-2006 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Don't think baddog is the oldest. Would he give ya a straight answer about his age? Paul Markham is another contender from GFY. Shemp is in there some place.

Who are the others over 50?

Anyone over 60?

Over 70?

Over 50 and you should get a special color, Playboy avatar or something?


I am probably the youngest of the old guys. Dave Cummings, Paul, Shemp, JFK are all older than me.

Linkster 06-28-2006 12:00 PM

I know Im up there with you guys - Shemp is just a little older than me by 3 yrs - but this feeble memory of mine sure remembers some hellacious times with Shemp partying a lot harder than the young kids who couldnt keep up :1orglaugh

pornguy 06-28-2006 12:01 PM

I would say bad dog. Found at that his ss# is 31

gooddomains 06-28-2006 12:03 PM

Jesus is the grandfather of porn

fitzmulti 06-28-2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Does Dave post on GFY? Username?

davecummings <<<

Doctor Dre 06-28-2006 12:05 PM

Hugh Heftner ... he's probably what ? 70 right now ?

Shocking 06-28-2006 12:41 PM

maybe me!

SilentKnight 06-28-2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I would say bad dog. Found at that his ss# is 31


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 06-28-2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly
yeah he's at LEAST 104

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

give or take a couple years...

dissipate 06-28-2006 08:13 PM

Dave Cummings I'm pretty sure, and he's still the man.

MaddCaz 06-28-2006 08:13 PM

prolly baddog

Pornwolf 06-28-2006 08:18 PM

I would have to say Hank or Dave Cummings. He's in his 60's I believe (and still fucking regularly).

OG LennyT 06-28-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Hugh Heftner ... he's probably what ? 70 right now ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

...in the 80s....

Webby 06-28-2006 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
Yeah, who's the grandfather/grandmother of porn?

Probably got to be a elderly lady in Europe cranki :winkwink:

Tho, it's a couple of years since we last met and it may be that she has departed this world by now. Shit.. just check that... yes, she was in Switzerland and died in 2001 at age 81.

She had an amazing career and experiences, briefly... born in Germany, - she was a Luftwaffe pilot from her teens. During WW2 she flew fighter aircraft from the "backlines" to the "frontlines" for action.

There came a time when she considered other elements above her military career. She decided it was time to get out of the "Reich regime" and best way to escape was "borrow" a fighter aircraft..

So... she packed her two young children into the cockpit of this aircraft and flew up the to front battle line, but never stopped there. Instead she flew over the frontline into allied territory.

She explained what happened then... she landed in a field in the middle of what appeared to be a fair number of tanks... all spread out over a large area and all heading towards the front. She landed OK, but within minutes there were tanks coming out of forests and thru bushes and aiming straight for her. She opened the cockpit and stood up and waved her hands around to try and indicate she was not a threat and her children started popping up and were seen. The urgency cooled down and all was fine.

After the war, and being a social responsible person, she set up what was then a "family planning" org in Germany - this kinda expanded into a mail order biz. That grew with what we now know as sex toys and ranges of videos and other erotica were added.

Her organization ended up manufacturing/producing everything from porn mags, video, sex cosmetics blah. What was immediately noticeble about her biz activities was that she was highly professional - down to the logos on the staff canteen ashtrays.

Her business org still continues today and is a stock market quoted company with around .. dunno... 1000 - 1400 employees.

KRL 06-28-2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Hugh Heftner ... he's probably what ? 70 right now ?

He just turned 80 and is still having sex with 20 year olds. :thumbsup

BusterBunny 06-28-2006 09:14 PM

no old person thread is complete without the funk
 
http://images6.theimagehosting.com/nanafunk_01.f7f.jpg

cranki 06-29-2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby
Probably got to be a elderly lady in Europe cranki :winkwink:

Tho, it's a couple of years since we last met and it may be that she has departed this world by now. Shit.. just check that... yes, she was in Switzerland and died in 2001 at age 81.

She had an amazing career and experiences, briefly... born in Germany, - she was a Luftwaffe pilot from her teens. During WW2 she flew fighter aircraft from the "backlines" to the "frontlines" for action.

There came a time when she considered other elements above her military career. She decided it was time to get out of the "Reich regime" and best way to escape was "borrow" a fighter aircraft..

So... she packed her two young children into the cockpit of this aircraft and flew up the to front battle line, but never stopped there. Instead she flew over the frontline into allied territory.

She explained what happened then... she landed in a field in the middle of what appeared to be a fair number of tanks... all spread out over a large area and all heading towards the front. She landed OK, but within minutes there were tanks coming out of forests and thru bushes and aiming straight for her. She opened the cockpit and stood up and waved her hands around to try and indicate she was not a threat and her children started popping up and were seen. The urgency cooled down and all was fine.

After the war, and being a social responsible person, she set up what was then a "family planning" org in Germany - this kinda expanded into a mail order biz. That grew with what we now know as sex toys and ranges of videos and other erotica were added.

Her organization ended up manufacturing/producing everything from porn mags, video, sex cosmetics blah. What was immediately noticeble about her biz activities was that she was highly professional - down to the logos on the staff canteen ashtrays.

Her business org still continues today and is a stock market quoted company with around .. dunno... 1000 - 1400 employees.

yeah, you mean beate uhse :winkwink: :thumbsup

Webby 06-29-2006 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
yeah, you mean beate uhse :winkwink: :thumbsup

Amazing old lady :thumbsup :winkwink:

She has got to be "the" most professional person in this biz (or was in it) and 100% straight and honest.

Last time we met... must have been late 90's, she was still at her desk every day controlling the "empire" :)

If anyone dragged the "adult biz" up from the gutter and made it "acceptable" - it was her. From that, there followed all the "adult stores" we know of today.

Webby 06-29-2006 01:20 AM

Sheesh cranki.... just fed Beate Uhse's name into Google... 1,470,000 references. She's not exactly the world's secret :winkwink:

Choppa 06-29-2006 01:33 AM

god will people get off the baddog or JFK thing both are great guys and far from grandfathers of porn :thumbsup

Hugh Heffner is well over 70 and hes prob got 15 years over dave cummings so lets leave it here maybe ??? :thumbsup :thumbsup

$5 submissions 06-29-2006 03:48 AM

Hef's got my vote

the Shemp 06-29-2006 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster
I know Im up there with you guys - Shemp is just a little older than me by 3 yrs - but this feeble memory of mine sure remembers some hellacious times with Shemp partying a lot harder than the young kids who couldnt keep up :1orglaugh

yes, i recall being up past 11:00 pm a few times....

p1mpdogg 06-29-2006 01:55 PM

isnt serge older than dirt?

Webby 06-29-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
isnt serge older than dirt?

Serge is a young whipper snapper.. just a lad :winkwink:

And sure as hell is no grandfather of porn - think that "honor" goes to people who were in this biz long before the net and... often have a background of "turbulence" having stood up for what they believed in.

The net is a young business and just an extension of "adult" where there is rarely (least so far) a need to stand up and be counted.

cranki 06-29-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby
Sheesh cranki.... just fed Beate Uhse's name into Google... 1,470,000 references. She's not exactly the world's secret :winkwink:

my bad... I hadn't thought about her (RIP)... yet I remember flipping through her mailorder catalogue with beady eyes when I was about 10 or so :1orglaugh

MaDalton 06-29-2006 02:44 PM

another pioneer:

http://www.daserste.de/cmspix/imgesp...2003169156.jpg

Oswald Kolle

Webby 06-29-2006 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
my bad... I hadn't thought about her (RIP)... yet I remember flipping through her mailorder catalogue with beady eyes when I was about 10 or so :1orglaugh

Na man.. I was just surprised that Beate was that well-known.:)

Tho seems common.. many of the people behind real adult businesses and have spent their whole lives at it, are often not "public figures". But, in reality, as the backbone of the business.

PS Know what you mean about the catalogues :winkwink: We printed the first English language version of Beate Uhse products - it was a "test" of around 200K copies. They all disappeared in the first week of release then we had to keep flying cartons of product in daily to fulful orders - just could not afford the time for delivery by sea/road. :)

fl_prn_str 06-29-2006 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
He just turned 80 and is still having sex with 20 year olds. :thumbsup



so that means he uses this line.........


how many times does 80 go into 20.,.....ohhhh:1orglaugh

directfiesta 06-29-2006 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki
gray? :winkwink:


edit: more like silver. :thumbsup

Gold or platinium would be more appropriate.

davecummings 06-29-2006 05:36 PM

Hef's the man!!!! I think he's in his late 70's?

I'm only 66. I'm told I'm the oldest ACTIVE hetero porn performer presently still fucking on camera routinely (versus someone who shoots VOD only, I also work/perform for other companies, too --e.g., Elegant Angel, Metro, Wildlife, etc). I love my work:-)))

Dave Cummings


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