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Kristian 06-28-2006 06:45 AM

Ever Been Blackmailed? What would you do?
 
In what little spare time I have, I write screenplays. I'm plotting one now and need a few ideas based on the title of this thread. Feel free to throw out some ideas!

sickkittens 06-28-2006 06:46 AM

Return the blackmail?

justsexxx 06-28-2006 06:46 AM

Hire a few ppl that will take care of it....

digifan 06-28-2006 06:50 AM

Ideas for free??? But Kristian... :)

gooddomains 06-28-2006 06:52 AM

hire the russian mob

Luc Lonely 06-28-2006 06:52 AM

would you give up your pussy for that idea?

BT 06-28-2006 06:53 AM

shoot em

Kristian 06-28-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan
Ideas for free??? But Kristian... :)

Leave me alone, Im blocked :1orglaugh

Kristian 06-28-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Hire a few ppl that will take care of it....

This is cool, but our guy is a school teacher so he wouldnt know such people.

justsexxx 06-28-2006 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian
This is cool, but our guy is a school teacher so he wouldnt know such people.

he goes to myspace(he saw some students using this site), and find the right ppl there.... Come on be creative :1orglaugh

Kristian 06-28-2006 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx
he goes to myspace(he saw some students using this site), and find the right ppl there.... Come on be creative :1orglaugh

This is good. My brain is frazzled right now. :helpme A little like Scream 3 but a definite possibility!

CDSmith 06-28-2006 07:05 AM

Someone tried it once on me, in a way. But the problem with blackmailing me is that, well, I just don't really give a fuck, except to go confront the idiot and put him (or her) out of their misery. In order to have a successful blackmail the target really has to give a fuck about whatever it is you're blackmailing them with. :D

Dirty Dane 06-28-2006 07:10 AM

I have no money, so it would be waste of time :upsidedow

DaddyHalbucks 06-28-2006 07:11 AM

I was accused of blackmail, because someone wanted my property. What a joke.

What I was doing was completely lawful.

How can lawfully owning property be considered blackmail? It can't.

Kristian 06-28-2006 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Someone tried it once on me, in a way. But the problem with blackmailing me is that, well, I just don't really give a fuck, except to go confront the idiot and put him (or her) out of their misery. In order to have a successful blackmail the target really has to give a fuck about whatever it is you're blackmailing them with. :D

I think I would do the same because I have nothing I'm afraid to let out the bag (besides the fact I have a VERY small penis -- oops!).

I usually dont talk about stories til they're done, but heres the what-if question: To what lengths would an average man go when blackmailed with a terrible, hidden secret? If I get some imaginative ideas here, I will prob use many.

Gentle_Ben 06-28-2006 07:15 AM

how bout faking his own death?

Kristian 06-28-2006 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gentle_Ben
how bout faking his own death?

I'd had this one myself, but hearing it from someone else makes me like it more. This one could make for some awesome scenes. :thumbsup

scottybuzz 06-28-2006 07:31 AM

keep letting the black mail happen

ServerGenius 06-28-2006 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Someone tried it once on me, in a way. But the problem with blackmailing me is that, well, I just don't really give a fuck, except to go confront the idiot and put him (or her) out of their misery. In order to have a successful blackmail the target really has to give a fuck about whatever it is you're blackmailing them with. :D


We'll talk again when you find your mother's ear cut off in the mail with a
message to wait for instructions.....

Gentle_Ben 06-28-2006 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian
I'd had this one myself, but hearing it from someone else makes me like it more. This one could make for some awesome scenes. :thumbsup


Especially if he's a school teacher and would obviously have no idea how to do it or where to begin. Could give room for some great comic relief. Just finished reading Skinny Dip by Carl Hiaasen, a murder mystery-who-done-it-thriller, and his use of dark comedy really helps make the book a great read.

Good luck :thumbsup

marketsmart 06-28-2006 07:50 AM

the blackmail shit is so played out.... but if you are going to go that route heres an idea... the guy blackmails him.. he pays, the guy divulges his secre, the guys life is ruined.. he goes underground and then gets revenge on the guy... rapes his wife, gets him fired, frames him for murder, etc etc...

you owe me $50....

ixesha 06-28-2006 07:52 AM

Out wit them, hide the evidence...

CDSmith 06-28-2006 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius
We'll talk again when you find your mother's ear cut off in the mail with a
message to wait for instructions.....

Again, it's about people not knowing me.

That ear would cost them several more valuable parts, trust me.

ServerGenius 06-28-2006 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Again, it's about people not knowing me.

That ear would cost them several more valuable parts, trust me.

That's all tough talk.....when something like this happens to you.....you do
whatever the fuck they tell you to. When they say jump you'll ask how high.

The fact is that no matter what you think of or how strong you are when stuff
like this happens to a person you get into somekind of shock and you are not
able to think/act rationaly. You can check the stats on this.....when all is done
yeah sure you want to take revenge but when you find yourself in a situation
like this and you don't know who is doing it to you, where they are and what
they might do to your love ones you will just do as you are told....without
questions asked.

:2 cents:

:2 cents:

Kimo 06-28-2006 08:26 AM

i admit the fault, and then proceed to ruin them

Pandemos 06-28-2006 08:53 AM

Get all Keyser Soze on their ass.

Kristian 06-28-2006 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo
i admit the fault, and then proceed to ruin them


How would you ruin them? (Impossible question, perhaps, because variables are different person-to-person.)

Kristian 06-28-2006 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
the blackmail shit is so played out.... but if you are going to go that route heres an idea... the guy blackmails him.. he pays, the guy divulges his secre, the guys life is ruined.. he goes underground and then gets revenge on the guy... rapes his wife, gets him fired, frames him for murder, etc etc...

you owe me $50....

Revenge, if anything, is more played out than blackmail ... but it sounds fun. :)

madawgz 06-28-2006 11:59 AM

nothing, learn from my mistake...

Mr. Romance 06-28-2006 12:00 PM

have not....i really would have to go through it to tell you what i did..


Mr. Romance

GlydeGirl 06-28-2006 12:05 PM

Since I've never done anything illegal, and the only things people could blackmail me about are my adult film work and behaving poorly when too drunk, I'd likely fess up to the blackmail, take my lumps, and then focus my attention on the person who blackmailed me so that I could teach them a lesson.

justsexxx 06-28-2006 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
Since I've never done anything illegal, and the only things people could blackmail me about are my adult film work and behaving poorly when too drunk, I'd likely fess up to the blackmail, take my lumps, and then focus my attention on the person who blackmailed me so that I could teach them a lesson.

Uhm what about:

Pay me each month XXXX dollars, OR I will XXXXX

First month you don't pay , you notice your dog is killed...Then a letter in the mailbox, your father/mother/gf is next. IF you don't pay me...

That is also called blackmailing....Of course you can say: Fuck it, but I doubt you do....


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